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does your mom asking if you jack off count as embarissing?

 

Oh my again... :ermm:

she also told me to tell ehr when i start to have sex so she can buy me condoms o_O

 

:yucky: NASTY THOUGHT! GET OUT OF MY HEAD, GET OUT OF MY HEAD, GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

 

Let's just stick to the girl slamming herself on the roof of the bus. :yes:

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does your mom asking if you jack off count as embarissing?

 

Oh my again... :ermm:

she also told me to tell ehr when i start to have sex so she can buy me condoms o_O

 

:yucky: NASTY THOUGHT! GET OUT OF MY HEAD, GET OUT OF MY HEAD, GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

 

Let's just stick to the girl slamming herself on the roof of the bus. :yes:

i was also born without a butthole

they gave me a colostomy for a year then fixed me. its a real thing, google it

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does your mom asking if you jack off count as embarissing?

 

Oh my again... :ermm:

she also told me to tell ehr when i start to have sex so she can buy me condoms o_O

 

:yucky: NASTY THOUGHT! GET OUT OF MY HEAD, GET OUT OF MY HEAD, GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

 

Let's just stick to the girl slamming herself on the roof of the bus. :yes:

i was also born without a butthole

they gave me a colostomy for a year then fixed me. its a real thing, google it

 

I implore you to stop! Please...I think I'm...I'm...oh god...where's the toilet! :sick:

 

EDIT: Or are you telling the truth?

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does your mom asking if you jack off count as embarissing?

 

Oh my again... :ermm:

she also told me to tell ehr when i start to have sex so she can buy me condoms o_O

Remind me of a nasty trick that was played on me and that later came to good use in my vocational training. That was embarrassing. Every one who has a girl in class that loses her temperament lightly has a good chance to play a nasty trick on someone that has curiosity in simply stating( best whispering) out to him (must be a him), that this girl has condones them lean back and watch the fun happen.

:whistling: :biggrin: :laugh: :thumbsup:

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its truely real birth defect, google it

i can poo normally now, but i had some... controll issues until about a year ago

 

Oh, geeze, and I thought you were fibbing. Embarrassing moment for me right here on the spot. :pinch:

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