Deleted54170User Posted July 10, 2010 Share Posted July 10, 2010 While riding my English Racer 3 speed bicycle I saw a chance to show off for the girls who were watching other guys on small bicycles with banana seats. I headed for the jump ramp, missed the middle, crashed, slide off to the seat, and cracked my family jewels on the cross bar real hard. Pain and Embarrassment totally wipEd out all hope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keanumoreira Posted July 10, 2010 Author Share Posted July 10, 2010 While riding my English Racer 3 speed bicycle I saw a chance to show off for the girls who were watching other guys on small bicycles with banana seats. I headed for the jump ramp, missed the middle, crashed, slide off to the seat, and cracked my family jewels on the cross bar real hard. Pain and Embarrassment totally wipEd out all hope. Outch! :pinch: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedVexHK Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 OK.... some cute and embarrassing things so far....but I think mine takes the cake... seems tho this happens in various ways to almost every girl some time or other... I used to free dive when i was younger and one day I was helping find a sunken boat .. 4-5 guys were with me as support while I dived, I used drop weights to fast dive to about 60-70 feet down do a look around and see if I could spot any sign of the missing boat surface then move and repeat... well..... on my first dive I did fine... got to the bottom of the lake looked all around.. no sign and surfaced... I was concentrating on properly purging as I surfaced and never noticed my bikini top was a bit too loose... as I breached... I shot out completely to my waist minus my top... it was slowly rising towards me from about 10 feet down... and all the guys were watching intently as I surfaced... Topless.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keanumoreira Posted July 11, 2010 Author Share Posted July 11, 2010 OK.... some cute and embarrassing things so far....but I think mine takes the cake... seems tho this happens in various ways to almost every girl some time or other... I used to free dive when i was younger and one day I was helping find a sunken boat .. 4-5 guys were with me as support while I dived, I used drop weights to fast dive to about 60-70 feet down do a look around and see if I could spot any sign of the missing boat surface then move and repeat... well..... on my first dive I did fine... got to the bottom of the lake looked all around.. no sign and surfaced... I was concentrating on properly purging as I surfaced and never noticed my bikini top was a bit too loose... as I breached... I shot out completely to my waist minus my top... it was slowly rising towards me from about 10 feet down... and all the guys were watching intently as I surfaced... Topless.. Cake? Where, WHERE? LOL, jk. Yikes that's embarrassing alright. But at least it was only the top right...Right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkNinja13 Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 OK.... some cute and embarrassing things so far....but I think mine takes the cake... seems tho this happens in various ways to almost every girl some time or other... I used to free dive when i was younger and one day I was helping find a sunken boat .. 4-5 guys were with me as support while I dived, I used drop weights to fast dive to about 60-70 feet down do a look around and see if I could spot any sign of the missing boat surface then move and repeat... well..... on my first dive I did fine... got to the bottom of the lake looked all around.. no sign and surfaced... I was concentrating on properly purging as I surfaced and never noticed my bikini top was a bit too loose... as I breached... I shot out completely to my waist minus my top... it was slowly rising towards me from about 10 feet down... and all the guys were watching intently as I surfaced... Topless.. Cake? Where, WHERE? LOL, jk. Yikes that's embarrassing alright. But at least it was only the top right...Right? Actually, I think if given a choice, most girls would rather loose the bottom than the top on 2 piece suits. If you loose the bottom you can still surface, wait for the bottom to come up an put it on like nothing happened - odds are good few if any will notice as long as you keep your cool. :whistling: Even if you don't, they can't see due to your body being under water. With the top, the moment she surfaces, her breasts are out there for anyone who would care to look can see them - making it harder to play off. :ohmy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cliffe Posted July 11, 2010 Share Posted July 11, 2010 When i fell of my motorbike,that was embarasing.I was doing around 30 kph,hited the front brake on sand,and the front tire slided in to a hole in the road and the bike threw me off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keanumoreira Posted July 11, 2010 Author Share Posted July 11, 2010 OK.... some cute and embarrassing things so far....but I think mine takes the cake... seems tho this happens in various ways to almost every girl some time or other... I used to free dive when i was younger and one day I was helping find a sunken boat .. 4-5 guys were with me as support while I dived, I used drop weights to fast dive to about 60-70 feet down do a look around and see if I could spot any sign of the missing boat surface then move and repeat... well..... on my first dive I did fine... got to the bottom of the lake looked all around.. no sign and surfaced... I was concentrating on properly purging as I surfaced and never noticed my bikini top was a bit too loose... as I breached... I shot out completely to my waist minus my top... it was slowly rising towards me from about 10 feet down... and all the guys were watching intently as I surfaced... Topless.. Cake? Where, WHERE? LOL, jk. Yikes that's embarrassing alright. But at least it was only the top right...Right? Actually, I think if given a choice, most girls would rather loose the bottom than the top on 2 piece suits. If you loose the bottom you can still surface, wait for the bottom to come up an put it on like nothing happened - odds are good few if any will notice as long as you keep your cool. :whistling: Even if you don't, they can't see due to your body being under water. With the top, the moment she surfaces, her breasts are out there for anyone who would care to look can see them - making it harder to play off. :ohmy: Yeah that's true. But I guess either way it would still be pretty humiliating... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deleted54170User Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 "RedVexHK" more, more! About your wet, scuba diving, dream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCalliton Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 breaking my shoulder in 6th grade and the teacher not believing me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deleted54170User Posted July 12, 2010 Share Posted July 12, 2010 How did you break your shoulder? In class, the gym, or on the playground? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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