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Thor.

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"UUHH sarge, if they got so much anti air cover, why're we attackin em by air?

 

They're underground corporal.

 

So, why use the helicopters?

 

They put you six-feet-under faster than any other machine on earth."

 

"whats england?"-unknown australian.

 

"when you're treating a stab wound and you dont know wether to treat your current patient, who may die anyway, or move on and leave them to die, potentialy saving someone else, hold em up to a light source, if you can see twinkling through the hole, he's f***ed, so you shouldnt waste your time"-the guy who taught me first aid.

 

"DOH!"

 

"What's the diference between the australian coalition parties and the australian labour party? they wear diferent colour ties, other than that, nothing."

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