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Lt. Cmdr. Matt T. Sherman (Cary Grant):

When a girl is under 21, she's protected by law. When she's over 65, she's protected by nature. Anywhere in between, she's fair game. Look out.

Operation Petticoat

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Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

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"Yes, that IS a gun in my pocket, but I'm still glad to see you."

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The Secret of Monkey Island

 

"Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see us?"

- The Cannibals to Guybrush Threepwood

 

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