SilverDNA Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 Dark Star 1974Bomb#20: "In the beginning, there was darkness. And the darkness was without form, and void."Boiler: "What the hell is he talking about?"Bomb#20: "And in addition to the darkness there was also me. And I moved upon the face of the darkness. And I saw that I was alone. Let there be light." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverDNA Posted July 29, 2010 Share Posted July 29, 2010 http://bulk.destructoid.com/ul/user/1/14167-64215-HAL9000LOLjpg-550x.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TehBuddha Posted August 2, 2010 Share Posted August 2, 2010 "Pen-gun, mightier than the sword. Sword-gun, mightier than the pen-gun." ~ Stan Smith :whistling: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor. Posted August 3, 2010 Author Share Posted August 3, 2010 Quote from a random Zombie. BRAINS :teehee: :teehee: :teehee: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverDNA Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room! President Merkin MuffleyDr Strangelove Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keanumoreira Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room! President Merkin MuffleyDr Strangelove Wow, the worlds first oxymoron. :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brokenergy Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 Spongebob Squarepants Patrick: AHHHHH... MY NAME IS NOT RICK!!!!!!!! Patrick: There was once an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everybody died. The End :biggrin: Spongebob: That didn't help at all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilverDNA Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 "No, you see, there is no me. I do not exist ... There used to be a me, but I had it surgically removed."Peter SellersTIME Magazine. 03.03.1980 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedVexHK Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 Jaheira: You speak as though you were dropped as a child... or kicked. Imoen: So... Sarevok. You've had an itty-bitty piece of my soul in there for quite a while now. What's it been like?Sarevok: Well, other than a slight obsession with my weight and the resurgence of a few pimples, it's been simply grand. Homer: How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive? Meltdown. It’s one of those annoying buzzwords. We prefer to call it an unrequested fission surplus.–Monty Burns OK.. my fun quotes.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
krimzin Posted August 3, 2010 Share Posted August 3, 2010 Homer: Awww, I got three kids and no money... Why can't I have no kids and three money? Homer: So how about a little stake-out music.Ned: Homer, I don't think we have the same musical tastes.Homer: Well I like AC/DC.Ned: I like their Christian cover band: AD/BC. (Starts Singing):Kindly deeds done for free. Homer: I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman! Homer: Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way. Homer: Homer no function beer well without. Homer: I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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