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I think I shall be condemned to somewhere in between levels 8 and 9...

 

Take the test then! You can't reserve a room in hell until you know where you're allowed to stay!

 

Peregrine, what is the point of this thread? Do you not commit that which you vanquish others for?

 

*Banishes Mojlnir to the newly created 10th plane for daring to question a mod's actions (even if I wasn't a mod when I made the poll!)*

 

The point is entertainment. I have no trouble believing in hell as an interesting bit of literature.

 

 

And a bit more on-topic... despite just retaking the test, I still have failed to get myself sent to the plane for heretics....

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Alright, well I took the test and apparently my life is nothing short of heretical! I managed to land in the 6th level. Stupid City of Dis with its Furies with ladies arms and snake hair.

 

I wonder if I can choose the color of the flames that will fill my tomb for eternity. I think blue would be a soothing color. Also, I want some cough drops because my throat will hurt from all the moaning I'll be doing.

 

Now I just need a cool gang sign for CDD (City of Dis Denizens)...

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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

 

Here is how I matched up against all the levels:

Level | Score

Purgatory | Very Low

Level 1 - Limbo | High

Level 2 | Low

Level 3 | Very High

Level 4 | Moderate

Level 5 | Low

Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High

Level 7 | Moderate

Level 8- the Malebolge | High

Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

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Would you sooner go without sex than go without good-tasting food?

Trick question.

 

Do you masturbate often?

Bad question

 

Have you ever visited or called a psychic?

Bad question

 

Do you believe in astrology, tarot cards, and fortune-telling?

Bad question.

 

A pimp is a good thing to be.

Bad question

 

And the final verdict for me? well, hmm, let's see-- I got level 1. damn. Oh well...!

 

Brutus, and Cassius

Aren't they fictional??

 

 

 

EDIT:

Are you good at telling lies?

I missed one? this is another trick question

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The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

 

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level | Score

Purgatory | Very Low

Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low

Level 2 | Very High

Level 3 | Moderate

Level 4 | Very High

Level 5 | Very High

Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High

Level 7 | Very High

Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High

Level 9 - Cocytus | Very High

 

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno...nformation.html

Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

 

I TOLD YOU IM THE NECROWIZARD!!

 

 

...oh yeah, my level

 

Level 8- the Malebolge

 

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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

 

 

but uhh, im a necrowizard, so i dont get whipped, i kill

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Purgatory Repenting Believers High

Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very High

Level 2 Lustful Very Low

Level 3 Gluttonous Low

Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low

Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low

Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low

Level 7 Violent Low

Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate

Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

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Hmm, there's a few questions here I could not answer honestly:

 

YES/NO QUESTIONS:

 

Do you believe in astrology, tarot cards, and fortune-telling?

 

They are possibly true, but possibly not.

 

Do you believe in God?

 

He may exist, He may not. I don't know either way.

 

Do you think science and logic represent the pinnacle of human understanding?

 

Possibly not in the long run, but it is at the moment.

 

Do you repent for your sins?

 

Some yes, some no.

 

Think about some of the sinful or wrong things you've done in the past. Do you foresee yourself continuing to do these things?

 

That depends on whether the self-same circumstances are repeated.

 

 

TRUE/FALSE QUESTIONS:

 

 

Through God, all things are possible.

 

Depends on whether he exists or not.

 

In war, the best idea is to bomb the hell out of the other country.

 

Depends on the circumstances surrounding the war.

 

People are poor because they deserve to be, and should be given no help.

 

Depends on the person and his/her circumstances.

 

Religion is fiction.

 

Maybe, maybe not.

 

Some people, such as Nostradamus, are able to predict future events.

 

Ditto

 

Rich men and women deserve every penny and should spend or save their wealth as they wish.

 

Depends on the person and how they came by their wealth.

 

 

However, by simply choosing an answer at random for these questions, my results are:

 

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell!

 

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level | Score

Purgatory | Very Low

Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low

Level 2 | Low

Level 3 | Moderate

Level 4 | High

Level 5 | High

Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low

Level 7 | Moderate

Level 8- the Malebolge | High

Level 9 - Cocytus | High

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