Stupidist Oblivion Moment?

[gyrbot]

Perhaps it was during Takimaru's trials in becoming a knight of the white stallion. Both before its founding and afterwards. The beginning one was when I headed to fisherman's rock without bringing the Orc along and the second time that happened was when we went to pay the black bows a visit, I didnt know one of them was perched up on the ruins. Thought some evil spirit was attacking me. Its gets better, while I was waiting for the bandits to come here, they didnt. I decided to go in and needless to say, I ran into them and killed them with my bare hands.

[Abramul]

Never actually done this, but I've wanted to often enough:

 

Imperial Watch: The Blades were trusted with our lord's protection...and they failed.

Me: *Fireball*

[tigershark13]

mm my stupidest moment.....there are so many of them. ahh i know. right there i was fighting a ton of enemies (bandits and the like) and this imperial soldier decides to help and then (because it was dark and he was a forester) i shot him and he started chasing me so i ran. i went into the nearest building an inn and guess what. it was full of imperials. so i ran from there with an army in persuit. then i rememberd about my horse so i ran to were i last left it (by the dead bandits) and guess what a guards arrow missed me and hit my horse. so the horse got pissed and attacked the gaurd so it died. after that i baisicly said screw it and tried to kill them. i died but took 2 of em with me mwhahhahahahahahah!

[Konfusion]

Hmmm...my stupidest moment. Pretty much everytime I test a mod of mine and it doesn't work. I just go psycho and kill everything that walks :D

I end up getting surrounded by 15 guards, and usually at least 2 are essential, so they keep coming back...

[CJD]

I jumped off a bridge to get away from a bandit, and died on impact, got furious at myself, reloaded the game and ran the bandit through, then through him over the bridge.

 

 

Also, I was walking in the forest, and caught the attention of a troll, I ran but it matched my pace, I eventually got to an inn, where I realised it was the one Rufio was in, so I ran into Rufio's room, not realising that in Oblivion NPCs and creatures follow you through the loading points, so the troll killed ufio, and cut me from the DB. It was my first save, and I didn't feel like doing the starting dungeon again, so just kept on playing. I still play him today, don't know why, he has been shunned from my favourite guild ;D

[WarKirby3333]

I met that corrupt guard captain, Audens Avidius in a cave near anvil. He assaulted me unarmed and without provocation. I looked at him for a moment. And laughed at his pitiful attacks. Then I used a little spell I call blasting hand. 150dmg fire. 20ft blasting radius. Touch.

 

 

 

I swear I saw a brief flash of fear in his eyes just before he was blasted to the other side of the cavern in a big human fireball. And then I got 1000 bounty. wtf? Self defence, against a known criminal. How is that murder?

 

 

 

I blew up a few more guards who tried to arrest me before I got to a thieves guild member to get rid of the bounty.

 

 

 

WarKirby

[ViktorStanislavich]

I have many funny moments.

 

One of them has nothing to do with me. There are several points in the game where people must follow you throughout an Oblivion realm. In one case, you must lead the Count's son and his friend through one of these realms, and what's more is that he refuses to pause for a moment. While walking across a bridge we were attacked by a few Dremoras. Stupidly, the dark elf and his buddy hit him off the bridge into lava, and in hot pursuit the two dummies jumped in after him and died almost upon impact in the lava. The carelessness of pride!

 

Sometimes I have the impulse to go kamakaze in cities, killing innocents and guards left and right. In one case it was in the Imperial City itself. Nevertheless I watched as my bounty rose dramatically for assault and murder.

[chrisdragon425]

  ViktorStanislavich said:

In one case, you must lead the Count's son and his friend through one of these realms, and what's more is that he refuses to pause for a moment. While walking across a bridge we were attacked by a few Dremoras. Stupidly, the dark elf and his buddy hit him off the bridge into lava, and in hot pursuit the two dummies jumped in after him and died almost upon impact in the lava. The carelessness of pride!

 

I've had that happen before before, it's just absurd and silly that they would chase daedra into the lava :D

 

And this most recent moment, I started the Aleron Loche quest and arrived at the Lonely Suitor Lodge and Raenline was there, saw me and went to attack. There were about 4 others downstairs with me and 2 upstairs...when the group downstairs went to lunge for Raen, I was hearing magic being casted on the upper floor which turned out to be the Archer's Paradox owner which I presume he was castiung in the direction Raenline was...and it hit the floor where the orc Kurdan was.

 

I found out that the bosmer AP shopkeeper used a frost radius spell which damaged Kurdan by mistake (or whatever his name was), he got pissed and and chased him out the building. After killing Raenline(?) I followed the two outside and they seemed to go northwest of town right where the statue was. Kurdan killed the AP shopkeeper but the guard saw him kill him, so he attacked and a short scuffle between the two happened.

 

Kurdan(?) killed the Bravil guard in several hits and by then I was able to continue the Loche quest.

[Trambamboline]

Grr, stupid guards! Recently, I had been doing the fighters guild quest where you have to clear out the mine. the npcs ran off and I thought "Screw 'Em" ;D . After about a minute I went looking for them and found (Of course), all but the woman dead :glare: . Then, oh wondrous logic of the Oblivion AI, she attacks me. female dog. So I decide that if I managed to get two of them killed without doing anything, I may as well see how I can kill this psychopath, which resulted in me running to the nearest town in search of a guard to do my bidding. So once I had entered a town (I forget which) I turned on the maniacal follower I had picked up and punched her, assuming the guards wouldn't mind. She was attacking me, right? Wrong o_O . The town guard started wailing on me, which I did not have the health for (And I was not goin' back to jail!), so I sprinted to the nearest Oblivion Gate and thought the guards and daedra would kill each other off. Nope. So I'm charging through Oblivion, being chased by the town guard (who apparently signed a truce with the daedra), the daedra, and crazy fighters guild lady. Once I get to a tower-bridge, I of course, see my chance and throw myself off. Through quick use of the "TCL" Command I was able to glide to safety and watch as my would be assailants completed their comedy Hari Kari :D . Laughing my head off, I fly back up to the bridge and guess who hasn't jumped. Fighter female dog >:( . I got bored and paralyzed here. On the bridge. At around 2000 feet up in the air. It was like watching Willie Coyote falling into the grand canyon. The tell-tale "Whumpf!" was the best sound I had ever heard in Oblivion.

 

"There were some casualties" indeed.

[Mali Kit]

I found it weird when i was in the Thieves guild and i wanted to fence some of my stuff. I was in leyawiin and i went to see Dar Jee. I was a khajiit and he was telling me about Khajiit jokes