CommanderCrazy Posted August 23, 2011 Posted August 23, 2011 Why did the boy fall off the swing?Because someone threw a fridge at him.
MbDB1211 Posted August 25, 2011 Posted August 25, 2011 what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in a jacuzzi? Stew. What do you call a man that can fit inside a cup? Phil. If convience stores are open 24/7 all 365 days of the year... why do the doors lock? What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe, idiot! Who can shave dozens a day and still have a big beard? A barber What did the man say when he lost his dog? Dog-gone. Knock knock? who is there? To. To who? to WHOM. Why will bikes not stand up? It too tired. What do you call a girl with one leg longer than the other? Ilean what do you call a clumsy bee? A bumble bee.
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