HeyYou Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt up against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we'll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nintii Posted August 20, 2011 Share Posted August 20, 2011 Brunette said to the blonde, "Hey look a dead bird" .... Blonde looked up "Where" ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maharg67 Posted August 21, 2011 Author Share Posted August 21, 2011 Bad Knock Knock Joke Knock Knock Who is there? Boo! Boo Who? Oh you poor thing, what are you crying about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maharg67 Posted August 22, 2011 Author Share Posted August 22, 2011 Father and son are standing in shallow water at the edge of the Nile River. Father: "This is the Nile River." Son: "This is not the Nile River, you are mistaken, father." Father: "I say this is the Nile River, son." Son: "No, it is not." Father: "Son, clearly you are in DeNile." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iv000 Posted August 23, 2011 Share Posted August 23, 2011 Why did the Koala fall from the tree?Because it died. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderCrazy Posted August 23, 2011 Share Posted August 23, 2011 Why did the boy fall off the swing?Because someone threw a fridge at him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MbDB1211 Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in a jacuzzi? Stew. What do you call a man that can fit inside a cup? Phil. If convience stores are open 24/7 all 365 days of the year... why do the doors lock? What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe, idiot! Who can shave dozens a day and still have a big beard? A barber What did the man say when he lost his dog? Dog-gone. Knock knock? who is there? To. To who? to WHOM. Why will bikes not stand up? It too tired. What do you call a girl with one leg longer than the other? Ilean what do you call a clumsy bee? A bumble bee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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