soulknightX Posted August 25, 2011 Author Share Posted August 25, 2011 after doing a little counting we are at number 321 in this list and still going so lets reach 500 people i'll restart the list at 321 321. friend say mods make the F3 easier boy is he thinking with the glass half-empty322. try to kill a guy in VATS, get surprise buttsecks by an albino323. Albino Radscorpions are so creepy they may make you automatically quit when seeing one324. why did Desmond tell you his house was coming apart after you fell 2-3 stories down his manison?325. Oh I know why he's a badass D-bag he don't have to tell you a thing326. The Terrible Shotgun with the right perks and skills > a nuke327. (got this from those F3 Memes) Shoot Expiremental Mirv in the Air, Play Dogeball328. .......then loose329. Bloatflies are so weak, its best to say killing them with anything above a BB Gun (which is practally EVERYTHING!) is Overkill330. for a bunch of inbread mutated radiated hicks they must not know that cars can you know.....explode.... keep going Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azrael120782 Posted August 25, 2011 Share Posted August 25, 2011 331.Gary? Garrrryyyyyyy...332.Whats that manhole cover doing in the middle of the door way?*BLAM*333. Behemoths are bigger than you.334. Save a vault,cant go back.335.Mines+Explosives Expert+More Spawns+Springvale School=lulz336. Awww theres a teddybear in a cage. Just take it.I dare you.337.You shouldnt pleasure yourself with that powerfist...Just sayin'338.Wipe out Enclave,BoS,and the Outcasts.See an albino scorpion? Run.339.There is no problem that the liberal use of chems and explosives cant fix.340.Low level exploring with Dogmeat isnt always smart...341.Can it be powered by nuclear science? Anything and everything.Make it so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quicksilverva Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 342. when you think you have killed all the deathclaws in old olney, there is always one more lurkin around the corner343. super mutants cant swim344. even raiders cant stand the sound of president edens voice345. even when three dog sleeps, hes always on air Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azrael120782 Posted August 26, 2011 Share Posted August 26, 2011 346.Ghouls are incredibly hard to sneak up on347.Robobrains kill you happily.348.The MiRV is just a big boys shotgun.349.All NPCs have no sense of self preservation Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFranchi Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 (edited) 350. No matter how handsome you make your character, your father will always look like an alien. 351. Super Mutant Behemoths will only show up at dramatically perfect times.352. All male ghouls are more than likely voiced by the same gravely-voiced man. (Charlie Sheen?)353. Some weapons are ridiculously underpowered, while others are absurdly overpowered.354. Human psychology can work to your advantage when talking TO A COMPUTER, let alone President Eden (spoiler?)355. Three-Dog is Samuel L. Jackson's persona (I AM TIRED OF THESE MOTHERf*#@IN SUPER MUTANTS IN THESE MOTHERf*#@IN RUINS!!!!)356. Three-Dog can predict the future with pinpoint accuracy if you've got the right glitch. Edited August 27, 2011 by JackFranchi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFranchi Posted August 27, 2011 Share Posted August 27, 2011 357. Steal from cannibal...lose karma? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soulknightX Posted August 30, 2011 Author Share Posted August 30, 2011 358. Shoot a raider, get scared, run away, 5 min later they try to kill you359. Behemoth can beat a Feral Ghoul Rever360. For a Flamethrower the Heavy Incinerator is very accurate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azrael120782 Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 361.Energy Weapons are rare.Treasure them.Baby them. Unlike New Vegas were every raider and his mother has an energy weapon.362.Drugs are bad. Visiting a certain vault with a plethora of drugs can lead to scary trips.363.Big brother watches you with Eye Bots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aneurysm350 Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 364. Dogmeat can survive a fatman blast to the face, if leveled enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minngarm Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 365. No that rock/cliff/half crumbled floor is not within jumping distance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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