thejake1453 Posted April 15, 2007 Share Posted April 15, 2007 alright how about would you rather................ being put onto jurasic park (pretend its real) with no weapons and the fences have been torn down ORbeing atacked ba a bunch of ninjas with katanas and shruikens untill you are almost dead, but then while your lying on the ground in pain, a bunch of kids come along and start poking you with a stick, and then they start kiking you, then when they leave, a dog comes along and slowly starts to eat you. i'd choose the jurasic park option, cos then atleast i would have a chance of surviving and escaping. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninja_lord666 Posted April 15, 2007 Share Posted April 15, 2007 I would choose the second option as it less painful. Firstly, Ninjas do NOT use katanas. The samurai used katanas. The ninjas used ninjaken swords. However shurikens you got right. Also, ninjas don't brashly charge someone berserker-like and start slashing. They hide in the shadows and stalk their prey until the time is right then lash out with one well placed strike in a vital area killing you instantly and painlessly. Then when the little kids come to poke my corpse, I'd be dead so I really could care less. When the dog starts munching, again, I'd already be dead. As for the first option, pretending Jurassic Park is real, How are you going to get off? Swimming!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thejake1453 Posted April 15, 2007 Share Posted April 15, 2007 firstly i didnt say the ninjas charged in like a berserker, i just said they attacked, secondly i dont care what weapon they used, thirdly for the purpose of the conversation they left you alive and fourthly, i might find a boat, or someone might find me, like in jurassic park 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abramul Posted April 15, 2007 Share Posted April 15, 2007 ...But just because I'd rather live alone doesn't mean that I gotta give up my, you know, my libido... if you know what I mean :D ... Anyway, I'd rather be burnt for 35 hrs and have salt rubbed my the wounds before being beheaded like a chicken at the slaughter house. Like jake said, no point in living if you can't "get it up" :D ......I don't honestly know how to respond to that...I do:There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,Than are dreamt of in your philosophy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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