ninja_lord666 Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 It's tough to say. From the way people praise Norris as being a god, you would think he would win, but that's all false; although, he is quite good. I'm going to have to say Chan. I don't know why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mithrandir8 Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 There have been numerous Chuck Norris jokes at my school. A friend of mine started the jokes at our school and ever since we have come to revere Chuck Norris as an invincible human. The biggest reason that I believe he would win is because of his famous roundhouse kick that can kick people into the past. He also has counted to infinity, twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninja_lord666 Posted March 10, 2007 Author Share Posted March 10, 2007 Yes, I know all the Chuck Norris jokes; I have a 29 page word document full of them. In fact, my sig is a...modified...Chuck Norris joke. I still believe Jackie Chan has more natural talent than Norris, even though a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abramul Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 Who's Chuck Norris? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dilvish Posted March 10, 2007 Share Posted March 10, 2007 Who's Chuck Norris? Okay. You asked for it... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MP9CHQZ3mHw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninja_lord666 Posted March 10, 2007 Author Share Posted March 10, 2007 Chuck NorrisChuck's own site: here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazydave Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 Personally, I think they are both getting kind of old I'd be suprised if either one of them could still kickass like they used to. edit *Seconds after submiting this Chuck Norris sneaks up behind CrazyDave, and snaps his neck* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopgoblin Posted March 11, 2007 Share Posted March 11, 2007 they'd both lose. to themselves. as soon as they came with in 3 feet of each other, the combined awesomeness would cause the universe to implode, twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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