ResidentWeevil2077 Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 A funny thought popped into my early this morning: what do people like to do in the morning when they get up after a good night's rest? Do you like to get up bright and eary before the rooster crows? Do you get up every morning and have a "ritual" you just have to do before anything else? Is the first thing you do is to power up your PC and check your emails before you gotta go to work (that sometimes stressful and godforsaken turdwad of a job that actually does pay the bills and rent)? Or do you just lay there and take the time to think about how you'd like your day to turn out, a rather "take-it-one-day-at-a-time" sorta thing? Of course, there are probably those of you that get up late in the afternoon (or at night, if you're a night-owl or vampire :ohmy: ). And then there's those of you that probably woke up and felt like a train ran over you because had a crappy sleep (possibly from a late, late night of hard partying, binge drinking, and perhaps TOO MUCH S-E-X :P ! You probably also woke up with a 40 oz. flu to top off how sh*tty your day will most likely end up *LOL* ;D ). And of course I can't forget to mention those few poor sods who can't sleep at all, and probably need to take a horse tranquilizer in order to sleep at all :ohmy: . I'm refering to the insomniacs (poor bast*rds - I have pity for you poor souls :P ). Anyway, what I usually do when I get up (and that's if I wake up on the "right" side of the bed, no pun intended :D ) is fix my bed (been doin' it ever since I could walk and talk trash ;D ). I'll go fix myself a bowl of Cheerios (or Life, or Special K, or Corn Pops, or Frosted Flakes, or any cereal we got on hand...), then I do my "thang" in the bathroom (sh*t, shower, sometimes shave, as my facial hair grows out about once every 8 or 9 days, brush my teef, cuz I don't want the girlies to think I like eating sh*t sammichs for breakfast :D , etc). I rinse out my hair with just plain water and comb it through so it looks decent enough to walk around in public without someone thinking I just got outta bed. Then I go about my buusiness as usual (hang out here on the forums, play games, watch TV, surf the web for por... OH! :blush: Uh, I mean, uh, "interesting" websites *wink wink* ;) . You know, typical things an unemployed guy would do :happy: . Anway, feel free to enlighten the community with your "morning rituals" that I know almost everyone has. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elpiggo Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 Here's how it goes with me: 6:30 AM Alarm goes off. Jump the 4 foot fall off my bed and put on snooze whilst still asleep. (I'm trying to do this athletic feat in less than three seconds from when I wake up). 6:35 AM See above 640 AM See above. 6:45 AM See above. 6:50 AM See above, but this time turning off alarm instead of putting on snooze. 7:00 AM Suddenly wake up remembering I have school and my alarm is off. 7:10 AM Wake up again and get dressed. 7:20 AM Breakfast. 7:30-50 AM Don't ask, I'm too tired to remember. 7:51 AM Go to room, do hair. (If you had hair like mine you'd understand) 7:50 something AM Smother hair in chemicals. 7:50 something AM and one minute Pack bag. By this time whole family shouting at me to leave. 8:00 AM Ready to leave. Whole family isn't, talking about god knows what. 8:01 AM In car, somebody forgets something. 8:02 AM Car leaves. Realize I forgot something. THE END Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiberiu911 Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 6:00 AM BIP BIP BIP BIP BIP *snooze* 6:07 AM BIP BIP BIP BIP BIP *snooze* 6:14 AM BIP BIP BIP BIP BIP *snooze* 6:23 AM BIP BIP BIP BIP BIP *snooze* 6:30 AM BIP BIP BIP BIP BIP *snooze* 6:37 AM Danmit I hate you all! 6:38 AM Gets dressed real fast 6:40 AM Prepares some crappy lunch for school 6:46 AM The best part, shower! 6:57 AM Eats breakfeast real quick. 7:00 AM Brush teeth and pee. Other bathroom things as well. 7:13 AM Run for school bus. 7:16 AM Enter schoolbus, half-dead and tired 7:31 AM Arrive at school and start a potentially crappy day. 8:00 AM (today) Finds out he has a 3 hours french essay exam which counts for 60% of this semester. Oh no! 11:15 AM (today) Finishes a somewhat quality (err) not corrected 800 words essay about a fantasy story in a circus (yeah). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninja_lord666 Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 My morning is pretty simple: about 6:21 (my alarm clock is never right): alarm goes off --> snooze about 6:25: snooze about 6:29: turn alarm off and wake up about 6:30: dig through a large stack of clothes to find something that doesn't smell too dirty about 6:34: slowly crawl down stairs to eat a bowl of cereal (half the time I don't know what it is :P) about 6:42: brush teeth (unless my sister's in the bathroom :dry: ) from 6:43-6:50: unaccounted time, mostly spent half asleep on the couch 6:50: watch alarm goes off --> turn it off and run walk down my quarter mile long driveway to the bus. about 7:00: bus finally arives about 7:27: arrive at school and promply fall back to sleep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopgoblin Posted March 20, 2007 Share Posted March 20, 2007 Weekdays: 12:00AM-6:29Sleep. 6:30AMAlarm goes off >:( , turn it off, roll out of bed. Go into the bathroom, take a leak, shower, and shave. 6:49 or 6:52 (its ALWAYS one of these times, i don't know why.)Go back into room, get dressed. 6:55Go to kitchen and eat breakfast (usually cereal) 7:05-7:20Finish breakfast, pack bag, and watch the Today Show until 7:20, when i head out to the bus stop, brushing my teeth at some point in time in there. 7:25-7:30Board bus. 8:00-8:05Arrive at school. 8:06-8:20Talk to friends. 8:25-9:531st block (English or History) 10:00-11:282nd block (Math or Band) 11:353rd block (Multi-Media Web Design or Study Hall) on through noon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchik Posted March 21, 2007 Share Posted March 21, 2007 Not so easy. I wake up when it first gets bright. This depends on time of year and weather. In summer any time after 4.30 am and occasionally earlier. In winter after 9 if it's really bad. I don't eat breakfast. So it's ablutions (any that do not involve a mirror), coffee - two cups before I can face reality (then I look in the mirror). After that I tend to order my day rather than my morning. I like to spend 1 hour looking at my favoured websites, including this, and reading any emails I may have. I am a writer so I try to do 2-3 hours creative writing. This can be my fantasy novel, a play or sketch, dialogue for an Oblivion mod etc. I also like to spend time reading and amending anything I have done and typing it all up as I work initially in long hand. Somewhere in this but not necessarily before 12 I try to remember to eat. Other necessities such as cleaning my flat, buying food, paying bills etc. must be slotted in as and when I remember. Things I never do in the morning include watch tv, visit friends or make telephone calls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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