Funny things that have happened to you in Oblivion and make a story wi

[JadedRyu]

hey ppls, um there is a thread like this but it's a couple of months ago, I am pretty certain you cAn't bump threads so I thought I would make a new one.

 

Well here something funny that happened to me a few hours ago. See I was going around stealing things in the shop, And Countess Narina of Bruma was with me (Thanks to Toastersaysshare mod and a few others), she wasn't doing anything, she was saying things like "What? I didn't see a thing" or that other line, can't remeber it but they also say see if I care, it's none of my Business (Companions, bad guys and the DB, and Theives Guld usually say this). It is funny because she is a Countess, I will add a story to it like this:

 

Amber and Countess Narina went all over the market district stealing, Narina promised Amber if the guards questioned them, she would say nothing happened. Their stealing was successful until they reached the Good as new store, as Amber and Narina entered they were startled to hear the owner, Jensine's voice as she glared at Amber telling her to leave at once, beliving that the Countess of Bruma meant no harm, she threatened Amber. Amber turned to Narina and they stare at each other, winking to Narina, The Countess then turned to Jensine pulling her bow and arrow out and struck the startled human, she freaked and startered fighting.

 

"Hide! If a Guard comes, they will listen to me" Narina shouted, Amber rans up the stares and peeks out, Jensine finally gives in and runs out, Narina chases with Amber in purasuit, as they get out, Amber suggests they run before she gets to the closest Guard, throwing a last arrow at Jensine, the two snuck out of Imperial City.

 

The Next Day in the Black Courier Newspaper: "A crimewave has hit the market district of Imperial City, as Shop owners open up their stores, they found the doors were already unlocked and various of items were missing. The only witness was a scared Jensine who had arrow wounds, she told the nearest guard what happened, and when the Guard heard her report, he laughed out out loud."

 

Guard: Jensine had told me the Countess of Bruma and an unknown female snuck into her store and were going to steal, then the Countess had attacked her, which is a riduclous claim against the Countess, she was told to not give false reports about Countesses stealing, this is ridiculous as the reports that Countess Millona Umbranox was with Countess Narina, Jeanne Frasorice of the Mage Guild and Eilonwy and a unknown female going around killing people" The Guard reported, they believed that a couple of bandits had come in and scared her to death that she had thought she seen the Countess, when the mother and Countess of Chorrol heard this, she was laughing because she knew her daughter would never do this.

 

"Yes, The Count of Bravil maybe, but not my daughter, the Countess of Narina, my god the rumors spreading about Countess Millona Umbranox and Narina with a unknown female working together is silly, they aren't not the bad type" Arriana assured them. The report about Millona was almost true until A stranger who hangs around Anvil Castle claims this was not true, and the claim was more ridiculous that A Dark brotherhood member was working with them.

The cases on the Countesses were close but the Bandits still haven't been found, probably on the way to Morrowind by now one guard said.

 

Weird enough more reports of the two Countesses killing and stealing spread, and the disappearance of thier bodyguards seem a bit out of the ordinary, but they were closed everytime." The Black Courier Mail.

 

Okay, now share yours, I want to hear everything;) (If you have any funny Countess/Count stories like this then post! And put it in story format"

 

Oh BTW, yes I did actually go around with Countess Umbranox, Narina, Eilonwy, Jeanne and the darkbrotherhood member Anntoitta Marie doing this type of thing (Maybe I should create a newspaperp on the CS and put it in the game, and maybe put it up here if people are interested;)). Althought sadly Countess Umbranox, Elionwy and Anntoinetta have all disappeared, I had Anntoinetta tracked with a mod remote detect life but I made her invisble so she would be hard to kill, now she dead somewhere in Anvil Castle, I sent Eilonwy to Anvil too but she disappeared! And Countess Umbranox is missing! (I will add that soon as a story format;)), she can't be dead because she essential, she's not in any inns or lodge, she's not in the castle or anyway. And Count Andel disappeared too, and I don't ever remeber going to him in that save file..

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