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Ruikuli

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Welcome to the forum. If at any time you wish to be murdered or banned, please contact me and we'll set up an appointment. Please call 24 hours in advance so that I can confirm my mopper/cleaner can meet with me after the appointment.
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Hello, if at any time you would like to volunteer* yourself to be tortured by the CUT, please notify me. We are very busy but will try to get back as soon as possible. If, instead, you would like to join our wondrous CUT, you must first find three other people willing to volunteer* for our amusement.

 

 

 

*We have a very sketchy definition of 'volunteer'; if you aren't a member, you're a volunteer.

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