Anyone wanna hear a funny store from when i was in the army?

[Deleted6757128User]

So I was stationed at McCarran AFB and this guy comes bursting through the main gate holding a f*#@ing fire axe wearing a suit.We all tense up but he doesn't start firing at us so we hold our fire.He jogs up to one of the privates and stares blankly at them,says "goodbye" and turns around and walks away.He comes over to the barracks and walks around opening up every container and bag he can find and looking at all the computers.He walks up to the major and pulls out 3 severed heads and hands them to him.The major rewards him and then he turns around,reads an entire magazine and talks to one of the snipers,

[Ironman5000]

Sounds like some mad dream.....are you sure this actually happened IRL?! :laugh:

[Deleted23501264User]

It wasn't until the severed head part that I got this :laugh: :laugh:

[mindumindumindu]

So I was stationed at McCarran AFB and this guy comes bursting through the main gate holding a f***ing fire axe wearing a suit.We all tense up but he doesn't start firing at us so we hold our fire.He jogs up to one of the privates and stares blankly at them,says "goodbye" and turns around and walks away.He comes over to the barracks and walks around opening up every container and bag he can find and looking at all the computers.He walks up to the major and pulls out 3 severed heads and hands them to him.The major rewards him and then he turns around,reads an entire magazine and talks to one of the snipers,

 

Ewwww, it's a parasitic NCR bloodsucker. Why do you people feel the need to be the Supreme Despotic Dictator of everything and everyone in it? You're not any better than Caesar's Legion, aside from being not full of completely insane religious dogma. At least Mr. House will make the wasteland great again. Independent New Vegas Mr. House Forever! /roleplay

 

 

It wasn't until the severed head part that I got this :laugh: :laugh:

 

So I was stationed at McCarran AFB

Edited March 12, 2016 by mindumindumindu