The tall tales & tragedies of the Chattering Scroll Inn

[Brutii]

Selene was beyond caring whether the ranger wanted the arrow's she instead fired each one into Aardor's room door, but without using there enchantment, and then went to her own room to get changed and do her hair

 

OOC: It's Aardorn not dor, he's not an elf

 

Hearing the arrows stick into the door, Aardorn snapped awake, drawing his blade and moving toward the door. He took his sword backwards, opened the door and stabbed. His blade ended up stuck in the wooden wall of the inn. He cursed, turning to face the door and seeing the arrows. He took them out the door, and examined them. He marched toward Selene's room, raised his bow, kicked the door open and shot the first one straight past her head, cutting a piece of her hair, that she was combing, off, and impaling the comb into the wall.

 

He threw the others into her room "You accidentely stuck these in my door. Try to be more careful." He marched back toward his room and slept.

[mythicdawnmaster]

Selene did nothing but laugh hysterically for 5 minutes non stop, before creeping down the hallway, entering the rangers room and pinning him down to the bed with the arrow's one through each sleeve and one through each trouser leg of his outfit Edited November 11, 2011 by mythicdawnmaster

[Brutii]

Selene did nothing but laugh hysterically for 5 minutes non stop, before creeping down the hallway, entering the rangers room and pinning him down to the bed with the arrow's one in through each sleeve and one through each trouser

 

He no longer cared about using them, his only thoughts were revenge. He pulled and tugged and pushed, managing to get the arrows loose. He marched off too her room, opening the door and firing an arrow into everything of hers he could find, destroying her clothes, books, jewellery and anything else he found in there, before heading back to his room and closing it, this time, he rigged something to wake him if she entered again.

[mythicdawnmaster]

Again selene just laughed and with a wave of her hand revealed all of the possessions in her room to be nothing but illusion's, for she would not be foolish enough to leave anything of her's lying around in her room. she marched down the hallway and burnt a heart shape right through the ranger's door, she slipped all of the arrow's through the shape along with a note which read "gotcha" and then walked down stairs for a drink Edited November 11, 2011 by mythicdawnmaster

[Brutii]

Again selene just laughed and with a wave of her hand revealed all of the possessions in her room to be nothing but illusion's, for she would not be foolish enough to leave anything of her's lying around in her room. she marched down the hallway and burnt a heart shape right through the ranger's door, she slipped all of the arrow's through the shape along with a note which read "gotcha" and then walked down stairs for a drink

 

He looked at the shape. This was beyond a joke. The door wasn't even his! He marched down the stairs and took some wine, then promptly came up behind her, leaned close to her ear and screamed "GOTCHA!" and poured his drink over her head, marched back to his room, making sure to enter her room and leave the arrows in a bundle, before making a little trap round them.

[mythicdawnmaster]

Selene used a spell to wash and dry her hair before marching up the stair's, she entered her room and saw the arrows now tied up, she cast a powerful spell which completely obliterated them and the trap, she went outside to the stable's and picked up a bucket of "manure" she then entered the rangers room and threw the entire content of the bucket all over Aardorn. she then vanished completely.

[Brutii]

Selene used a spell to wash and dry her hair before marching up the stair's, she entered her room and saw the arrows now tied up, she cast a powerful spell which completely obliterated them and the trap, she went outside to the stable's and picked up a bucket of "manure" she then entered the rangers room and threw the entire content of the bucket all over Aardorn. she then vanished completely.

 

He woke up with the manure over him, he shrugged his shoulders and went back to sleep, he was due to wash anyway. Besides, he'd slept in worse out in the wild.

[MikeRyan]

Michael was out in the garden when he suddenly sat up straight as an arrow due to an weird feeling he got that something, or someone was destroying the inn in one way or another instantly he thought "It gotta be those two going at it again, I'll just smack em around with the mop later and tell them to clean up."

 

He then returned to tending the plants minding his own business hoping he wouldnt find the place in ruins

[mythicdawnmaster]

Selene decided too take thing's a little too far, she used her world bending abilities to turn Aardorn's bed into a mass of hot coal's and his sheet's too maggots, before vanishing again.

[Brutii]

Selene decided too take thing's a little too far, she used her world bending abilities to turn Aardorn's bed into a mass of hot coal's and his sheet's too maggots, before vanishing again.

 

Aardorn woke with a start, he jumped off the coals. He looked for a second, before picking them up and putting them in his bag in the far corner of the room. He checked if the floor was damaged, it wasn't. He put the maggots in a pot and put the lid on it. I'll see if those maggots can be put to some use, as for the coal, that shall sell for something, he thought. He left the room and got some wood, carving the shape of the door, he ripped the old one off it's hinge's replacing it with the new one, he left the inn and chooped some tree's, carving the wood into a bed, and finding the correct items to make the rest of the bed.

 

Once he returned to the inn, he mopped the alcohol off the floor, and went upstairs, he placed the new bed in the room, lay down on it, and went back to sleep.

 

"SELENE! COME OUT FROM THE SHADOWS!" Aardorn said, casting a detect life spell, he followed it and found her "There you are! What do you aim to do now!"

Edited November 11, 2011 by Brutii