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The tall tales & tragedies of the Chattering Scroll Inn


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Selene said flatly "cut off their fingers"

 

"Better not tell you about the chicken I stole from the farmer then." He said "But what do you do when you need them to use a sword?"

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Again Selene replied flatly "Slit their throat or dismiss them from duty."

 

He looked at her, "You are in a canyon and you have three men, bad news is you cut off their fingers earlier, so now you have to slit their throats, and now there are too many enemies, to make a long story short, you are dead." He wasn't impressed by her punishments, but had no time to argue it further because the dragon was back "Archers! Ready!"

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As the dragon aproached Selene readied her men, "Archer's get ready to fire, soldiers in formation NOW" the dragon got closer and closer and Selene jumped from the wall to join her men on the ground, she called up to Aardorn and said "you are my new chief archer!" she threw him up a badge which proclaimed his station so...
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As the dragon aproached Selene readied her men, "Archer's get ready to fire, soldiers in formation NOW" the dragon got closer and closer and Selene jumped from the wall to join her men on the ground, she called up to Aardorn and said "you are my new chief archer!" she threw him up a badge which proclaimed his station so...

 

Aardorn pocketed the badge, and knelt down, steadying his bow on the dragon. As it approached he let off the bow, hitting it, but it was no good, the bow wouldn't bring down such a big dragon "We need something stronger!" He shouted down "Like a balista!"

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The men reacted immediately and exactly like a ballista they rained down arrow after arrow into the dragon until it fell to the ground. Selene shouted "NOW IS OUR CHANCE, FRONT LINE MOVE IN FOR THE ATTACK!!"

 

Raising his bow, he fired an arrow with a chain attached, it landed on the far end, he vaulted down, grabbing the end of the chain and chucking it over the dragon a legionaire grabbed it, chaining it to a stone post. Aardorn took the arrow out the ground and tied it round a rock. Aardorn took a step toward selene, "that chain won't hold it for long, either kill it or use more chains"

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"NOW MEN STAB DEEP INTO THE DRAGON!!" the men and selene were arranged in a circle they all raised there sword's up high then plunged deep into the dragon, Selene's sword found it's way into the heart, and as the dragon cried it's last the men cheered and Selene clapped and congratulated her men before calling to Aardorn to join them...
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"NOW MEN STAB DEEP INTO THE DRAGON!!" the men and selene were arranged in a circle they all raised there sword's up high then plunged deep into the dragon, Selene's sword found it's way into the heart, and as the dragon cried it's last the men cheered and Selene clapped and congratulated her men before calling to Aardorn to join them...

 

"Murder is Murder." he sighed, walking up to the dragon

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