Stuff That's funny LOTS OF JOKES

[billyro]

Joke 1 ----0 to 200 in 6 seconds ----

 

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was

really mad.

 

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the

driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

 

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke

up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box

gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

 

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought

the box back in the house.

 

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

 

Bob has been missing since Friday.

I laughed so hard at this. Awesome!