My Funniest Oblivion Moments

[EyeOfArgonia]

Here are my two most memorable moments in Oblivion:

 

1. After killing all the guards in Anvil and about to leave to go kill all the guards in another town, this guy took a sword off of a guard's body, and began slashing me with it. He shouted, "Guards, someone's being attacked!" I can get why he said that after what I did, it was just funny what it was he said.

 

2. I was doing the "Anvil Recommendation" Quest. After the murderer on the Gold Road was killed, an Imperial Legion mounted on a horse dismounted it, ran up to the battlemages, and started a fight with them. He killed one of them and shouted, "Help! Murder!" Now that I think about it, I think that happened twice to me now.

 

3. I was in the Shivering Isles, walking through a dungeon. Suddenly, I could hear battle music playing, but no enemies showed up. I walked through the rest of the dungeon, with the battle music playing the whole way through. I left the dungeon, and began making my way toward Bliss and Crucible. The battle music kept playing until I entered one of the two towns.

 

4. I keep finding Count Skingrad's butler lying dead on the ground.

 

5. I was doing the Main Quest, and at the part of killing all the Daedra outside of Castle Kvatch. I heard someone shout about someone being murdered, and then everyone turned on Martin.

 

6. I set a bounty on a guard's head, and another guard attacked and killed him. The guard that killed him then bent down by the body and said, "May you rest in peace."

 

I'm also wondering what other people's funniest moments were.

[nrot]

I remember goofing off, fighting against the imperial guards, then going to another section of the city and all of a sudden my bounty was gone and they liked me again... it's funny how the bugs in this game stand out more than anything else (at least off the top of my head).