Lord Barkmann Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 A woman in a hot air balloon realizes she is lost. She lowers her altitude and spots a man fishing from a boat below.She shouts to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."The man consults his portable GPS and replies, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.She rolls her eyes and says, "You must be a Republican!""I am," replies the man. "How did you know?""Well," answers the balloonist, "everything you tell me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you're not much help to me."The man smiles and responds, "You must be a Democrat.""I am," replies the balloonist. "How did you know?""Well," says the man, "You don't know where you are or where you're going. You've risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise that you have no idea how to keep, and now you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met , but, somehow, now it's my fault." A friend email me this joke :glare: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopgoblin Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 HAHA! Made my day! So very true... :closedeyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninja_lord666 Posted October 1, 2007 Share Posted October 1, 2007 That's funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nyttyn Posted October 3, 2007 Share Posted October 3, 2007 This joke wins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Barkmann Posted October 6, 2007 Author Share Posted October 6, 2007 Friend sent this one to me.....here you go enjoy..... A father asked his 10-year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.'I don't want to know,' the child said, bursting into tears. 'Promise me you won't tell me.' Confused, the father asked what was wrong.The boy sobbed, 'When I was six, I got the 'There's no Easter Bunny' speech. At seven, I got the 'There's no Tooth Fairy' speech. When I was eight, you hit me with the 'There's no Santa' speech. If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRocketTM Posted October 7, 2007 Share Posted October 7, 2007 LOOOL!!!Great joke, 2nd one. xDThanks for making me laugh. ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulEmil Posted October 9, 2007 Share Posted October 9, 2007 Owwurrgh! Nice joke! There's no joke that can be fired in retaliaton for the groaning that has caused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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