Somedude Posted December 14, 2003 Share Posted December 14, 2003 1. Virginity like bubble, one angel - all gone. 2. Man who run in front of car get tired. 3. Man who run behind car get exhausted. 4. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. 5. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. 6. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. 7. Man with one chopstick go hungry. 8. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. 9. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. 10. Baseball is wrong; man with four balls cannot walk. 11. Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth. 12. War does not determine who is right; war determine who is left. 13. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. 14. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. 15. It take many nails to build crib, only one screw to fill it. 16. Man who drive like hell bound to get there. 17. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. 18. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. 19. Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. 20. Man who fart in church sit in own pew. 21. Crowded elevator smell different to midget :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShinJiOh Posted December 14, 2003 Share Posted December 14, 2003 man who go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iluventi Posted December 14, 2003 Share Posted December 14, 2003 I really hate these things. Complete lack of morality, not to mention how offensive this may be to certain people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arkayan Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 Rgr that and after hearing them for the 1000th time it kind of gets repeditive :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShinJiOh Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 look if anybody for any reason dislike this post please dont write about it as it is considered :spam: and you make everyone else feel lower even though i may be..... and yes i realise the irony of :spam: ing about :spam: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Switch Posted December 15, 2003 Share Posted December 15, 2003 1. Moderator with Spam weapon cannot see this thread going anywhere but spam.2. Moderator with Spam weapon also thinks this is crude and pointless.3. Moderator with Spam weapon closes thread fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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