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Yea its so strange that you can carry like 500000 million things and not have it show on you or slow you down until for pick up an apple or something and then you're stuck there

 

some one needs to make a mod that only allows you to carry thing by weight AND space

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Zwor you are right all the way with captain Renault but what makes you think the French Army never won a battle?

She is like the French Army reincarnated or something, she never wins.

Don't intend to be confrontational and I certainly don't give a "rat ass" about the success or the failure of the French Army but what you suggest is simply historically WRONG....

 

my 2 cents

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No one has ever thought of putting another sword in their left hand.

 

 

 

That you are in prison for no reason whatsoever.

 

 

The left Hand is the "evil" Hand, possessed by the Devil and so on. That was the common believe in the middle Ages. If you use your left Hand to kill your Enemies you help the Devil by sending him Souls, furthermore, you give up your own by using the "devils Hand"...

 

"Yahtsee" from excapist magazine theorizes that you are left in the dark regarding your Crimes on Purpose, so you have to fill in the Blanks by yourself.

So he decided he was in Prison for shagging the Emperors Wife and Daughter at the same time while playing a Rock Guitar Solo on the desecrated Corpse of God.

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Zwor you are right all the way with captain Renault but what makes you think the French Army never won a battle?
She is like the French Army reincarnated or something, she never wins.

Don't intend to be confrontational and I certainly don't give a "rat ass" about the success or the failure of the French Army but what you suggest is simply historically WRONG....

 

my 2 cents

 

 

At google, type in "french military victories" and click I'm feeling lucky.

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http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/france.html

 

Rule's of French Warefare:

1. "France's armies are victorious only when not led by a Frenchman."

2. "France only wins when America does most of the fighting."

3. "When incapable of any victory whatsoever - claim someone else's"

4. "The Frenchmen only win when they fight other Frenchmen"

 

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And...

First Rule of Muslim Warfare; "We can always beat the French." This rule is identical to the First Rules of the Italians, Russians, Germans, English, Dutch, Spanish, Vietnamese and Esquimaux.

 

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No offense. It's just France has hardly any victories.

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Also...

 

There are only a few species of fish in Cyrodiil. 100% of them will try to kill you.

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Lets move on from the opinions of the French Military and stay on topic(even though I'm saying this I know someone will bring up the French again).

You know what I find weird is that the small population each of cyrodil's "cities" have, also the fact that the "cities" seem to have an endless supply of guards.

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Lets move on from the opinions of the French Military and stay on topic(even though I'm saying this I know someone will bring up the French again).

You know what I find weird is that the small population each of cyrodil's "cities" have, also the fact that the "cities" seem to have an endless supply of guards.

 

 

Agreed.

 

All of your targets from your contracts with the DB will not exist till you accept that contract, save a couple.

 

No matter how strong the legends say the legendary sword is, if you get it right after you leave the sewers, it will be weaker than an un-named sword later on.

 

No matte how strong your blunt skill is, bashing someone on the back of their head WILL NEVER knock them out.

 

Nord's are hated by most.

 

Kvatch is always the first target of a Daedra attack, no matter how unguarded the other cities are.

 

80% of all guards do NOT have a name.

 

Guards will appear out of thin air when needed.

 

Civilians will never join the guard to supply the guard. Instead, they will make some more out of thin air.

 

Civilians will NEVER get tired of talking about the same thing over and over.

 

Bandits somehow get the funding to get themselves Glass armor, when they never raid to get funds.

 

Beggars will ask you for a coin in a old and poor voice, while asking them about rumors will give them a mighty voice that sounds like a king's.

 

Imperial City, being the capital city and all, does NOT get imported goods from nearby regions.

 

If the Imperial City does get imported goods, if any, it's from another city in the SAME region.

 

Ghosts have mass. Seriously. >__>

 

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I find it odd that everyone in the world agrees on the fact that Yokuda no longer exists and has been destroyed by a natural disaster. Except the Anvil Lighouse keeper it seems. Very odd.
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Zwor

 

I suggest you open a History book instead of "googleing" nonsense

 

Now I understand bashing French and the French Army is the "in" thing to do but...Let's be serious for a moment please ;)

 

Having said that this will be my last post about "French" and my Apologies for the off topic"...

 

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I find it odd that my character (even at Level 1) can carry thousands of septim coins and still move.

 

I find it odd that the devs never explained what your character is keeping these coins in.

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