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the tortur chamber in leywain castle...

 

that IS weird... and creepy. I found it when I broke out of jail, trying to find an alternate route out, because the game glitched, and about half the guards were stuck in the doorway, and I wasn't about to go though the guard quarters... :blink:

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Torture chamber in Leyawin,

 

Vampiress living unnoticed in the Skingrad Castle (Where do they think the prisoners disapear to?)

 

Sucking blood WEAKENS a vampire

 

The, supossibly, rare nirnroot is found near almost every water source

 

criminals have better equipment than law abiding npc's, even the lowliest bandit (well, after a few levels)

 

RATS are more dangerous than GOBLINS in the tutorial sewer on harder than normal difficulty o_O

 

humans, apparently, don't know how to jump

 

everyone becomes a god along with you

 

you never find vastly more powerful enemies, even at level 1

 

no children (for obvious reasons)

 

Whole province consists of less than a thousand NPCs

 

Whole province takes a few days (Game Time) to walk from end to end

 

Daedric, Bound, and Dremora armour all takes the exact same form

 

In the pale pass quest acuired in Bruma, the journey that took the Akaviri messenger weeks, takes a few hours game time.

 

.....And dozens more, but I don't care to spend all day on this post.

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a thing in morrowind is that the guys in the main quest (with that shirtless guy - wats his face, the 1 that dus skooma) u get to the camp of those guys, they tell u to go up to the coast and east until the peninsula. wat is a peninsula? becoz from what i understand its something in space... visable only at night and with a telescope. and another thing - why the heck is the moon so freaking HUGE!!! I mean when we look at it its like a glowing marble, when in oblivion / morrowind, they're the size of your face or something and that just creeps me out.

 

in oblivion, i use my staff with daedric armor and this giant sticking out part of the armor almost completely obscures my vision.

 

y are spells so slow?

 

arrows are quite slow too, my guy with 100 speed / athletics runs at about half their speed.

 

ever heard of exports? where are the damned crossbows?

 

when in first person your sword is pretty much directly in ur face, then in 3rd person its all the way out to the side.

 

same with ur bow except its lowered.

 

why can u only smite people with ur shield if u block their attack? u think u'd be able to do it manually.

 

and then their's always the fact that theirs a bed and heaps of beer and ales infront of dozonot cave, when the bandits are living inside. u'd think they'd get that food.

 

and another thing, why when u eat / drink, there are no anims for u? thats seems kinda dumb.

 

armor has a hidden armor rating - u make a spell for 100 points of disintagrate armor, thinking u'll ruin the guys armor to the s*** house, then u kill him and the armors only down by 10.

 

whats her face climbs chapels just to jump off them... well how the living F*** are u supposed to get up on them in the first place!!!

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how come theres only two types of mines in cyrodiil, gold and silver. where do they get there glass and ebony armor from? morrowind? even if so, why dont they get crossbows too?

 

another thing - i hit this guy (in a house) so friggen hard he ACTUALLY hit the floor's roof, hit the ground, hit the wall, and flew through the roof and landed upstairs... now THATS funny, or maybe just scary.

 

 

side note - do not use a heavy fortify acrobatics skill inside a building - u fly thru the roof.

 

inside gin-wulms house, (i think it is his house) u can jump on his table, then jump towrds the door, except slightly to the left, and you are outside his house - with out being outside.

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I found it weird that they serve "Rat Ragu with Powdered Deer Penis" in Leyawiin (Through conversation only. Ask Gin-Wulm about "Leyawiin.").

 

I've also found it weird how you can stick someone full of arrows, and yet they do not drop... And if you shoot it at the back of their head and they survive, the arrow "hits an invisible barrier" and drops down to their chest... :blink:

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