ub3rman123 Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 736: People need to build their houses out of bread, not stone. Bread never breaks, but broken stones are everywhere!737: Never worry about putting too many candles in your house, they'll never go out.738: 'How's it going?' 'Go away!' is a normal conversation.739: Every 3rd person you encounter is a member of something that wants to kills you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
soleguardian Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 740: Claymores fit in jewelery boxes.741: Blind monks instead of seeing see through there feet allowing them to tell when you take the elder scroll off the table.742: Apparently the player is a fly according to an orc in leyawinn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triveck Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 743: You can take a Sigil stone off the pedestal of fire and put it in your inventory...But if you drop it you cant move it around!(no decorating my house with flaming balls!!) 744: 4 Leggion soldiers can't take on the rest of the army at Kvatch 745: You never feel pain or get tired you can go for eons of fighing the same army and never feel a bit sleepy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltreU Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 746: Pirates seem to have a deep hatred for those that simply stand on their ship. 747: The Imperial Legion seems not to care that they have pirates in their loading bay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xsanreix Posted July 4, 2010 Share Posted July 4, 2010 748: Not even Harrow (in the Dagon Shrine) can take the Blade of Woe off of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bontazor Posted July 5, 2010 Share Posted July 5, 2010 749: You secretly kill a random person in the city, and no bounty / infamy is earned. You kill a guard in secret, and somehow you get stuck with a bounty and a point of infamy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ads334 Posted March 2, 2011 Share Posted March 2, 2011 750: No matter what everyone says, the last person to know you have a Nirnroot is always Sinderion. 751: Snowboarding (With a plate) down Dive Rock is entirely possible untill the plate flies off and you're re-united with the Adoring Fan who had (supposedly) attempted the same thing. 752: Given the nature of NPCs in Oblivion, if you gave Mehrunes Dagon enough gold he would stop trying to take over the world. That or offer to let you live. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GodKingVivec Posted March 4, 2011 Share Posted March 4, 2011 (edited) 753-An evolutionary spike has occurred within fifty years, dreughs evolved to walk on land, mudcrabs grew more legs and claws, and dremoras and golden saints have advanced to a sentient level. 754-Never believe any books describing people or creatures. Mannimarco is not a lich!!!!!!!!!!! and spider daedra are not gigantic. Edited March 4, 2011 by GodKingVivec Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chibimyuutsu Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 755. There are actually flies in Oblivion; you just can't see them. 756. Shopping lists call for milk, but we all know there are no cattle in Oblivion. 757. Beggars make up things called "children" to get you to pay them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AurianaValoria1 Posted March 5, 2011 Share Posted March 5, 2011 758. Bandits/Marauders can die from being shot in the hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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