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500 things you have learned in Oblivion


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411. Imperial Legion Soldiers love apples.

 

412. Imperial Legion Soldiers love poison apples.

 

413. Imperial Legion Soldiers love to be permanently poisoned with the apples.

 

414. Poisoning Imperial Legion Soldiers and taking their armor is a great way to outfit your home/castle/tower/hovel with a whole battalion of Mannequinn Statues.

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Y'AI NG'NGAH

YOGH-SOTHOTH

H'EE-L'GEB

F'AI THRODOG

UAAAH

 

416.

A terrifying personification of the void and emptiness of death is watching you every second of your life. Yes, even right now.

 

417.

Horrific murders notwithstanding, members of a guild of assassins are really quite friendly.

417a.

Except for Khajit.

 

OGTHROD AI'F

GEB'L-EE'H

YOG-SOTHOTH

'NGAH'NG AI'Y

ZHRO

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417b. Orc Assassins are cuddly.

 

418. Goblins love alcohol.

 

419. Goblins will do the oddest things: About to enter an Oblivion Gate, my roomie stopped to Quicksave. Right then, a horse rode by. Shortly after, a goblin followed. It stopped, turned to look at him, went "Raaaak" as if to go "What?!?", and resumed chasing the horse.

 

420. Ontus Vanin doesn't like Archmages.

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408. your player appears to be a mute who can say only these words rumors, imperial city, no, yes and resist arrest

 

409. an aroow will pass through 20 centimetered of other wordly armour through bone and flesh back through armor all without killing you

 

410. the only use for telekenisis is moving paintbrushes around

 

411. the painter outside anvil in the docks seems to paint for years on end without any progress or noticing the sun sets on the other side of the lighthouse

 

412. imps fall and die if they go over dive rock even though they have wings .. same with all other flying creatures

 

413. if peoples souls are in anothter plane their bodies are immortal

 

414.killing a guard then taking his armor wearing it then walking past a guard seems completely inconspicuous

 

415. if you sneak you cant place an item in a container untill you stand up

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430. Despite the player being arrested, if you report glarthir he seems to be killed rather than be arrested. Maybe he does know something and guards are trying to hush him up ;) :whistling:
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430. Despite the player being arrested, if you report glarthir he seems to be killed rather than be arrested. Maybe he does know something and guards are trying to hush him up ;) :whistling:
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