LoginToDownload Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 321: Employers can never, ever, get away with hiring adventurers under false pretenses. EDIT 322: It costs a peasant over two years' income to stay at a poor-quality inn for one night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tecknosis Posted November 17, 2007 Share Posted November 17, 2007 323: Npcs can eat the same apple for Hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KraxusNZ Posted November 17, 2007 Share Posted November 17, 2007 324: All human men and women sound exactly the same. 325: Beggars voices suddenly change when u ask them any rumors! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OceanLightwave Posted November 18, 2007 Share Posted November 18, 2007 269: In modern terms, the population of Cyrodiil is small but in medieval European terms it's normal sizeEven plagued cities were often in the 10,000s. Yet this entire province hasn't much over 2,000 and most of them are up to no good. 326: The population of Cyrodiil is tiny because the roads are too narrow for 2 trading carts to pass one another.327: For no historical reason, Cyrodiil collapsed ages ago in to a ruinous medieval society with lax building standards and mundane architecture whilst a backwater like Morrowind still prospers at the height of an Imperial Empire.328: Shooting 5 arrows through someone's head isn't enough to stop them talking to you and becoming your friend for life.329: Nobody complains about the gaping holes in the landscape. No has heard of anyone falling through them.330: Nobody complains about the islands that disappear when you get close to them.331: No-one seems to gossip about the overly obvious nature of Skingrad's Count, not even in rival towns.332: Oblivion gates seem to have popped up in the most arbitrary of places. Talk about a botched operation.333: For all their ferocity, daedra dare not venture far beyond their Oblivion gates.334: An weak escaped level 1 prisoner can walk straight to Kvatch, pass the guards and take down the Oblivion gate that's been vexing them for eons.335: An agile player can ignore all Oblivion world barriers and skim across the lava straight to their desired destination.336: Swimming through lava is healthier than fighting. You'll never be disfigured from it either.337: There's no symbiotic relationship between you and the world; almost every wild animal will attack and fight to the death. No sense of self-preservation.338: You can fix all weaponry and armour with a hammer. Presumably you repeatedly hit it so hard it heats up and melts.339: Nobody gets physically damaged. They only die when their health count drops to 0.340: In Tamriel there's always some megalomaniac trying to take over the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dangle Posted November 18, 2007 Share Posted November 18, 2007 340: In Tamriel there's always some megalomaniac trying to take over the world. Judging from many of the mod requests, after the megalomaniac has been done away with, the next to step in line for the position of world-taker-overer would be the player. "Wouldn't it be cool if you could be a Daedra lord AND the tenth divine? Or even all ten divines!!!" WTF? come on, people!!! :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Planty C Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 341: clippin in a door is such a pain in the arse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LFact Posted November 21, 2007 Share Posted November 21, 2007 341: clippin in a door is such a pain in the arse I agree. I didn't have these clipping problems until playing Oblivion.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GenghisKhanIT Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 342. You can spend your lifetime without sleeping once343. None of the blacksmiths actually works. (Even in quite old games they were working and stopped as soon as you talk to them...)344. All bandits do use light armor and blunt weapons. All marauders do use heavy armor and blade weapons. This means I play as a marauder.345. There is a plenty of flora, but not a single fruit tree, but a lot of fruit is spread across Cyrodiil: apples, pears, oranges...346. There are ingredients which come from nowhere: ironwood nut, Gingko leaf...347. Even if you are Master Alchemist, you are not able to create a potion with immediate effect, only and always with effects over time.348. Endurance does not play a part in determining how much weight you can carry. Only strength do.349. Strength does not play a part in determining how good you are to draw a bow.350. Nirnroot is similar to mar1juana ?!? 351. Bandit / marauders armors are much better than Jauffre one. (in fact, he died during Bruma siege... I was very sorry for that when I came out)352. The siege machine coming out of the Great Gate is similar to a centipede. What would the Daedra like to do with that ? And how it happens that no matter how long (short) does it take to you to close the Great Gate, it will always blow up outside of it ?353. Vampires do not feed, they behave the same as every other bandit / marauder.354. Very few people travel among cities (I know there is a mod to fix that).355. No one prays or put flowers at graves, except during a Daedric quest (Molag Bal, if I well remember)356. In IC there is a ton of fly amanita along the streets, but still IC's alchemic vendors try to sell their caps ! Hey, I'm not THAT stupid !357. Potions and poisons you create, even when they are much better than the ones in store, have much less base value.358. A silver dagger weights 5 and is 40 gold worth, while an urn weights 2 and is 5 gold worth. I am running home and melt all of my silverware into daggers and swords !359. Glass is used to make only armors. Not a single drinking glass / bottle / window in all Cyrodiil.360. It is good to put a candle upon wood furnitures, so I don't understand why my wife gets angry with me when I try to do that. 361. It is normal to leave meat, fruit and vegetables for months in the plates on the table, so even here I don't understand why my wife gets angry with me when I try to do that.362. In Cyrodiil they do not cook meat.363. I cannot wear more than two rings at a time, even if I have ten fingers.364. Musical instruments do not exist in Cyrodiil, but bards do, even if I have never seen one of them. What they are supposed to play ? Piano, trumpet, harp, electrical guitar, drums, lids ?365. Earrings do not exist in Cyrodiil.366. I cannot put up two different gloves, or boots. I want the pleasure to wear one black and one blue sock !367. Boars are much rarer than minotaurs. What are you saying ? Should I stop ? Ok, will do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Planty C Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 367: there is an easter egg that combines virtually all creatures. dreugh / xiviali / ogre etcVERY VERY VERY hard 2 find an i cant remember where Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoginToDownload Posted November 22, 2007 Share Posted November 22, 2007 368: Just about everyone knows about Count Hassildor's secret nature. The way they behave as if it's a big secret (Including the "Filthy Creatures" comment made by just about anyone you ask about Vampires) is an elaborate sort of inside-joke.369: People tend to copy the ideas before them on this list instead of thinking up new ones.370: Considering someone else already mentioned this, so do I. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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