Deleted638677User Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 562 - you CAN kill umbra at level 1, but in the process get umbra to kill a bunch of guards and even a captain and take all their weapons armor and her weapon and armor and no one stops to ask why there are a bunch of naked people in the street. 563 - you cannot under any circumstances take a guard captains armor, no matter how shiny and annoying it may be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deleted638677User Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 if you want to know how just ask me or pm me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
twrdrockfan Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 564 - Guards seem totally unaware that they are doing their shifts wearing only their normal clothes because some mischievous thief stole their armor off them while they were sleeping. (Which not only CAN be done, but is one of the most entertaining ways I think I have one-upped the npcs. Armand humiliated Lex? What about when I stole his cuirass off him in his sleep when I went for the tax money? ;) ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glue Posted February 27, 2008 Share Posted February 27, 2008 565- If you knock something off your table while eating in a Cyrodiil tavern you will be arrested for trying to put it back. 566- Though greeted with some initial curiosity, the wheel was not thought to be a practical invention by Cyrodiilians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeciFiX Posted February 28, 2008 Share Posted February 28, 2008 567 - Never get knocked off your horse and fall off a mountain. 568 - Never drive by a bandit on a horse, get knocked off, try to run away then get shot off and kill the bandit. Your game will glitch and it appears you're still laying on the ground even though you aren't and when you ride your horse, it looks as if nobody is on it and your body is laying back next to the dead bandit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
genivf2 Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 569- Oblivion is more addictive than Crack 570- Playing Oblivion every night and having only 2 or 3 hours of sleep a day is not good for your social, school or professional life. 571- Time flies when you are playing OBlivion 572- you can never have enough MODs installed 573- Once u mod, you can't stop 574- you can spend as much time fiddling with mod installation/ troubleshooting and find out why you stop CTD as you would actually playing the game 575- Eyecandy modded Oblivion is like a beautiful woman with a bad attitude. it crash, startups slow, pisses you off but it's so beautiful you keep comming back for more. 576- After a 15 hour straight play of Oblivion and only eating and pooping when you go to sleep. you have dream about the game. 578- The only way to stop playing Oblivion is to pull the HD out of the computer 579- AFter you pulled the Oblivion game HD out of your computer. you surf the web and post on Oblivion forums :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madman132 Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 580:Horses somehow seem to be able to get Potionbottles open. They can even drink the Potions... 581:Black Hourse Couriers dont have an actual Route. They just ride back and forth. Appearantly its good enough to get the News to the people. 582:Every single Firemagic looks the same. every single Frost magic looks the same... 583:Nobody cares about the Cadlew Chapel. 584:When roderrick dies, his Followers wont notice it. Even after Months... 585:Gromm never bothers to check if the Fastenings of the stuffed Minotaur Head have been tampered with. 586:There is exactly one Person in Cyrodiil who composes Music. 587:The Inhabitants of the "Many Sanctuaries in Cyrodiil dont care about the slaughtering of the Black Hand Members. 588:Khajiits wont purr if they like you. Sad. 589:Lucien Lachance has a Chameleon Spell that wont wear off. Ever. 590:Imperial Soldiers somehow lose their Bow when they get on a Horseback. 591:Cheese wheels always have a wedge missing. 592:For some Reason, at least two Oblivion Gates and a great Gate near Kvatch vanished. 593:Kvatch sounds like "Quatsch", a german Word for "Nonsense"Being the "Hero of Kvatch" is hilarious. I dont need to play Shivering Isles, i am the Hero of Kvatch already :DOk, you dont learn that in Oblivion, you just read it here. Think of this forum as Part of your Oblivion Expirience. 594:"Kvatch is finished, theres nothing left." Oh No! :( 595:Elves have more than one variety of "Annoying" 596:You cant set Wood on fire. No can do. 597:The Emperor dies. Propably because his Armor is made out of scrap metal. 598:Theres no such Thing as "Faith". Gods are there. You can get healed, cured, buffed on their Altars and some Gods even talk to you and give you Quests... 599:Sinderion is appearantly not much of an Explorer. And never was. And never knew anybody who gets out anytime...There are Nirnroots, some of them in Cities, in the Houses of People in Planting Pots...Nirnroots are, despite being nearly extinct, not very valuable. Sinderion appearantly hates Nirnroots, as he pays you to tear them out of the Ground whereever you may find them. 600:There is only one Ship in all of Cyrodiil that will actually go somewhere. And your Character sleeps while its going, so you miss the actual Voyage :( 601:Adamus Phillada's Finger is the most beautiful Thing in the World. Otherwise, i would'nt keep a rotting Finger of dead Man in my Desk for all Eternity... 602:All the Daedric Princess who have Quests for you which are to be carried out on another Realm, send you to some Mehrunes Dagon Theme Park Realm... 603:There are no Dremora Women. I understand how they got a little "disturbed"...There are no Bars in the Oblivion Realms. No Books, except those on or in corpses.There are no Games, no Plays, absolutly no Distraction. No Recreation...What do Dremora in their "Free time?""The Same we do every Evening: Trying to take over Tamriel!" Narf! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninja_lord666 Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 592:For some Reason, at least two Oblivion Gates and a great Gate near Kvatch vanished.Did you pay attention to Savlian Matius? He said why the gates are gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LFact Posted March 1, 2008 Share Posted March 1, 2008 603:There are no Dremora Women. I understand how they got a little "disturbed"...There are no Bars in the Oblivion Realms. No Books, except those on or in corpses.There are no Games, no Plays, absolutly no Distraction. No Recreation...What do Dremora in their "Free time?""The Same we do every Evening: Trying to take over Tamriel!" Narf! There is At least one female Dremora, but she doesn't have any voice.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abramul Posted March 2, 2008 Share Posted March 2, 2008 603:There are no Dremora Women. I understand how they got a little "disturbed"...There are no Bars in the Oblivion Realms. No Books, except those on or in corpses.There are no Games, no Plays, absolutly no Distraction. No Recreation...What do Dremora in their "Free time?""The Same we do every Evening: Trying to take over Tamriel!" Narf!603b: There's Apocrypha, although its organization would drive Melvil Dewey insane. And I'm sure that Sanguine's ten times ten thousand realms include at least a few hundred which have booze, and possibly mudcrabs, available.603c: There is, or was, the Ritual of the Innocent Quarry. Not all involved consider it entertaining, though.603d: Ask Anhaedra about that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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