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500 things you have learned in Oblivion


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595. Even if you're Listener of DB and wearing DB armor or Black Hand robe, Morag Tong Assassin may not attack you. (Am I right?)

There are no Morag Tong assassins in Oblivion... :glare:

With DLC Mehrune's Razor. ;)

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595. Even if you're Listener of DB and wearing DB armor or Black Hand robe, Morag Tong Assassin may not attack you. (Am I right?)

There are no Morag Tong assassins in Oblivion... :glare:

With DLC Mehrune's Razor. ;)

We've pretty much established that we're only talking about Vanilla Oblivion, because not everyone has whatever mod is being mentioned, like that one. In may be official, but I, and many others, would rather not pay five dollars for a mod that's not even close to being as good as what you can get for free.

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596: Until posed the question "Who puts cats in bags anyways?" you've never contemplated it for a second before now.

 

597: Yarn, though everyone wears clothing, is one of the rarest objects ever.

 

598: A treasure chest can hold infinite amounts of your crap that you could possibly may have an use for one day.

 

599: Despite your best efforts, your inventory will continue to expand out of control.

 

-T-

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600: Not to eat at the local tavern in Leyawinn... rat this, rat that, and (get this) roasted rat with powdered deer penis...

 

Not a very pleasant sounding menu... :yucky:

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601 Even if you become the Madgod of the Shivering Isles Merunes Dagon will still pawn you like a begger.

 

602 Merunes/Umaril can send their minnions to Cyrodil, but your civilised Golden Saints/ Dark Seducers are stuck in the Isles, despite the fact that you are chosen by the gods to help save the world.

 

603 All it takes is a stick, some water, and an eye to become madgod.

 

604 Bandits are all rich.

 

605 Daedra reside in Tamriel even when the Dragonfires are lit

 

606 Felldew is very, very addictive

 

607 Can aquire Jyggalags favor by eating the hearts of his own knights.

 

608 Jyggalag is powerfull enough to frighten the other daedric lords, yet you can easily defeat him, and Mehrunes Dagon can still pawn you.

 

609 You can worship yourself

 

610 Enemy mages can multiply the base damage of staffs.

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611: No matter how hard you try, you can't permanently kill those damn Kahjit highwaymen.

 

612: That no matter how annoying those same highwaymen are, you still glean great satisfaction releasing them from this mortal coil.

 

-T-

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