500 things you have learned in Oblivion

[damstachizz]

613: Whatever you swing (z-pickup) at a person, they will STILL never die..

[ChewieBacca]

91: 92% of Oblivion players play as female mystic elves with body replacers/body replacer clothing and asian-themed styles from Ren's Hairstyles (I'm part of the 8% that has a male nord with no body replacement related mods and Rens Hairstyle 16 (without blindfold/mask/bandage) to make him look germanic)

 

:thumbsup: I'm one of those 8%

 

614: 80% of the women in Tamriel look like they've been beatin with a stick on a dailey basis

 

615: There is little to no nightlife at all

 

616: For all the beer, ale, and wine, you never see a drunk walking the streets

 

617: You often hear birds tweeting, but never see them (Must be using a cloaking spell)

 

618: Beards look like paint!

 

619: For all the star signs there are, you can never look up at night and see any of them

[Lisnpuppy]

#620

 

Oblivion can ruin a real life relationship. But you wont care until the electric goes off. :)

[LoginToDownload]

#621: "Traven" is an anagram for "Tavern". His tendency to waste gold at the spellmaking altar suggests this isn't a coincidence. "Guysh: I jusht got thish aweshome shpell idea. Fire damage, right? ON SHELF! Why'd nobuddy think of it shooner?"

[Halororor]

#622 When you're a god (Sheogorath), you can get a quest from yourself at your own shrine.

[LoginToDownload]

#623: To match the downsizing of cities, few settlements have more than four residents. And yet, they both crop up everywhere and seem to be sustainable.

[deadnerzhul]

(My first post ever :D)

624: No matter what, every high-quality armor set will eventually be made to fit the nude, Oblivion porn people or whatever they are called.

 

625: Most people that play Oblivion have some weird urge for their characters to get into guy on guy or girl on girl action and take pictures.

 

626: The statement below is false.

 

627: The statement above is correct.

 

628: You can shoot someone a million times in the head or heart, but he may survive.

 

629: Bethesda's promises about being able to pick up quests by listening people speak then asking them about it are nearly false, since that rarely ever happens (or atleast in my personal experiences).

[ChewieBacca]

630: When you see a rat skewered over a fire, the meat is still "raw" and not cooked

 

631: You save Tamriel and still not even a basket with cheese is handed to you, no prize money, just a statue

 

632: There are so many oblivion gates open in the attacks, yet not one evil doer is seen attack cities or villages (Bad time managment)

 

633: There is so much snow in the norther territory yet, no snowmen (No one likes to have fun)

[deadnerzhul]

634: Even when the mod your looking for has the words "knight" or "crusader" in it, the search engine doesn't pick it up.

 

635: If you become evil, you cannot pray for forgiveness from the nine divines.

 

636: If you stab someone with your sword in the chest, but he is 50x your level, he doesn't die, even if your sword is 10x his size.

 

637: If you download the Oblivion porn mods, you are bound to fail at life.

[damstachizz]

637: If you download the Oblivion porn mods, you are bound to fail at life.

O RRLY?

 

638: eventually, you will download the porn mods..

even if it is just to have a look at what the big fuss is..

then BAM, you get sucked into looking at them for hours on end.