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500 things you have learned in Oblivion


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SRSLY D00D.

 

639: The above statement is false.

 

640: The above statement is correct.

 

BEAT THAT!

 

Anyways...

 

641: The statement about Bethesda's talk to people for quests actually WORKS, but not by listening to someone. Infact, you have to talk to them and ask them about rumors!

 

642: Oblivion is SOOOOOO BUGGED, that when I killed all the Painted Trolls for that stupid painter, he didn't paint me a freakin' portal home. So what did I do? I left a barrage of arrows in his chest and movetoqt'd for another quest.

 

643: Whenever a monster attacks a city, he never actually goes into the city to attack the people.

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641: The statement about Bethesda's talk to people for quests actually WORKS, but not by listening to someone. Infact, you have to talk to them and ask them about rumors!
Actually, you can pick up topics by overhearing them, and then ask about those topics for quests... It's rare, I'll grant you, but I've gotten The Forlorn Watchman/Corrupt Imperial Watchman topics before that way.
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Forlorn Watchman is the ghost that hangs out outside Bravil. Cheydinhal's corrupt captain is just Taxes. I also got a topic "Do you need couriers?", which I've never figured out how to use... And never bothered going to the Black Horse Courier HQ to try.

 

It's the same basic principle, and you can probably get them both ways. It's just, instead of asking people about rumors, you hear other people ask people about rumors. :P

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(Don't know if this was said before)

 

644- When you shoot arrows at fruits or meat it bounces off as if it where solid but sticks into rocks, rock roads, or any kind of Armour.

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"Do you need couriers" just popped up infront of my screen as a new topic whenever I cruise through IC the first time with a new character. I don't even see anyone talking, and if they are, it has nothing to do with the Black Horse Courier.

 

645: The most you'll ever hear people talk about is "What news from the outside world?". Another NPC will say something about Daedra worship, then look at you and greet you. If not Daedra, they'll be saying how Mud Crabs are hard to kill.

 

Edit: HOW THE HELL ARE MUD CRABS HARD TO KILL?!!?!?!?!??!?!

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647: That was already said before, by me. And no, that is not necessarily the case. If you don't download the Exmnem or Robert or UFF or whatever it is with the DD's, that's not what it becomes. Infact, I HATE those mods.

 

sorry

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