Povuholo Posted November 4, 2007 Share Posted November 4, 2007 99: Prisons are empty 100: Guards will kill any law-breaking npc on sight, even if they just walk in the wrong place or steal a worthless item99 is a result of 100. ;) 105: It only takes one hour of simple waiting to completely heal any wounds you have, and restore your magicka. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonlissla Posted November 4, 2007 Share Posted November 4, 2007 106: A Wood Elf can lift a horse, and even Ogres. 107: Why can't Liches "float" over rocks and walls? Aren't they supposed to be levitating? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scarhunter92 Posted November 4, 2007 Author Share Posted November 4, 2007 108-A BIG fall will hurt you... or make you jump higher next time.109-There are more vampires than bears... WTF??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sojiro Posted November 4, 2007 Share Posted November 4, 2007 110 - there are no horses in the Shivering Isles (I think) 111 - Sheogorath is the one of the most entertaining NPCs. 112 - Sheogorath doesn't like dogs. However, he LOVES setting them on fire and dropping them from the sky. 113 - A city on fire will keep on burning. Forever. In the rain. (Unless you have mods) 114 - The count of Skingrad is said to be a powerful mage/vampire, but when he fights, he either uses hand-to-hand or he runs. 115 - At least one wood elf will always default on simple fighter's guild tasks. 116 - A future hero of Cyrodiil always starts off as a 'bad guy' who's in jail. (Unless you have mods) 117 - The Elder Council would rather send most of their legion forces to other parts of Tamriel in the Oblivion crisis, rather than keep them here to defend the heart of Tamriel. 118 - I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy. I still had to pay a small fine. 119 - The grass is always greener in Paradise. 120 - Ayleid weapons, that are strong enough to penetrate armor and almost beat me to death, crumble if I just touch them while they're on the ground. 121 - You can run into an inn, jump up on a table with your underwear on and kick food around without anyone telling you anything. If you try to just pick up and move aside what's not yours, a guard comes running. 122 - People in Cyrodiil care about what's happening in other parts of Tamriel, rather than what's going on in their own back yard. 123 - You can do whatever the hell you want after you come out of the sewers. The world and Oblivion will wait until you're ready to save Tamriel. 124 - You (Level 1) + starting a fight with Umbra = Suicide. 125 - M'Aig is the second of the most entertaining NPCs. 126 - Skooma is awesome. 127 - Running around with only your underwear on while dosed up with Skooma is also awesome. 128 - Horses are obsolete. And tasty. 129 - All crabs are evil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LFact Posted November 4, 2007 Share Posted November 4, 2007 130 - Test Warehouse is where you can get (almost) everything for free. ;) (Huh?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legendary Slyther Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 131 : Guards will keep asking you to surrender, even if you resist arrest regardless of your current bounty. They won't say 'You earned a death warrant' like they say in Morrowind. 132 : You always start off as a prisoner in the Elder Scrolls series. Wouldn't you rather start off with a new beginning? (Except for Daggerfall, and the others? Wow, there's something!) 133 : The Arcane University has spellmaking and enchanting, and still won't even let you make new spells or items unless if you're a member. 134 : Yay! Horses to ride! 135 : Troubles going on all around Tamriel. Like the Nords trying to destroy the Redoran. (BigT17, I think 132 and 133 is already taken.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigT17 Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 132 : Playing basketball with a head of lettuce can entertain one for days. 133 : Even after you save everyone from the wrath of evil you can't even take one dam apple from a table in the pub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dangle Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 132 : You always start off as a prisoner in the Elder Scrolls series. Wouldn't you rather start off with a new beginning?Except Daggerfall, Redguard, and Battlespire (also, apparently Shadowkey, but i didn't actually play that one) 134: It is perfectly appropriate for the guildmaster of many guild be the same person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
untitled Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 135- The Fork of Horripilation has made itself to Shivering isles 136- Owning houses is a nice feature 137- Alot of the quests in cyrodil are really fun and entertaining 138- Scamps are annoying... oh man so annoying.. 139- If your Sitting on a chair in a bar and you press *activate* to get up... dont have your crosshair pointed at a plate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sypron Posted November 5, 2007 Share Posted November 5, 2007 140. Spell making and enchanting can be done at alters now, but still they somehow take you money. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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