500 things you have learned in Oblivion

[Anthony Xiii]

141: You cant write letters in TES

 

142: You can jump 2 meters high

 

143: You can fall from big distance

 

145: Somehow almost everywhere you hit with blade, sound like metal

[scarhunter92]

146-People don´t cook the meat.

147-There is only human guards.

[LoginToDownload]

148: Writing in a diary is a death warrant. Either you're a villain who stupidly wrote his one weakness there, or another fellow who, through the ink, curses himself to be slain (slowly, so he can keep writing) during his next endeavor.

[scarhunter92]

149-A dark elf in Aleswell has smurf´s skin colour.

[avidrandomer]

150: The most powerful npc in the game (Umbra OFC), trembles before the might of a magical wooden stick bought for 5k gold from a shop...

[Vagrant0]

151. The Arcane University has fewer known spell effects than a backwater place like Morrowind.

 

152. There is nothing important in the water, or on any of the small islands, contrary to what you might expect.

 

153. The road northwest of Chorrol leads to nowhere.

 

154. You can pull a body containing 25 sets of armor fairly easily, but cannot move an inch when you decide to pick up a fraction of that.

 

155. Posing naked corpses is fun, and a rather disturbing practice when you think about it.

 

156. Bones, plates, and most other stuff is worthless, but people will still defend them with their life.

 

157. People use only church to gossip about others. Priests even join in.

 

158. Although several holidays are represented in speech, nobody changes their activities, and you probably never noticed.

 

159. You always walk around with more weapons and items than you'll ever really use.

 

160. You're always looking for something else to pick up, even when you know you'll never use it.

 

161. You'll always open that chest looking for stuff to pick up, even though you're low level and very few chests contain anything of value.

 

162. You'll always run back down to the bottom of a tower to loot that demora that fell over the side.

 

163. Everyone gets fried from that column of fire inside the towers atleast once.

 

164. The compass which points to quest targets only seems silly to people without psychic powers in reality.

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Ooo, I like that set.

[LFact]

153. The road northwest of Chorrol leads to nowhere.

Unless you have MOD.

 

165. Maybe guards won't care about what you're doing by the crates or barrels on the streets, but they will care about what you're doing in someone else's house.

[Daruina]

166: You can carry every single item in Cyrodiil.

[Jonlissla]

167: Every single person in Cyrodiil likes to say the same thing over and over again (I fought Mudcrabs more fiercesome than you! etc etc)

 

168: Levitation spells only work in Morrowind.