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If you had a million $s....


Acoran

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to start with throw a massive party.... next id get me a new computer w/ high end graphics card, huge monitor (preferably a CRT for better resoulution), crap loads of memory, etc. the remainder would probably go twards bank account, or family/freinds....but now that i think about it, theres a whole lot you could do with that kinda cash.....
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A million bucks isnt as much as it used to be back in the day though...

 

I would probably by myself 2 houses like someone stated before... and rent them out to people... meaning i would be making some good money... I would probably buy a computer or something and some fun games... Than i would play some on the stocks... and invest a large sum of it

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Buy a nice little house nearby with a huuuge garden, 5 to 10 ha would be nice. Then turn it into an animals paradise, so I could finally give a home to all those cuties I love so much, but don't know where to put them!

Cats, dogs, sheep, goose, chicken, rabbits... :blush:

Guess that will eat up all the money.

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Pay the college bills, new computer, new house, new car, new AK-47 collection to protect it... and if anything's left, invest it all. By the time I'm ready to retire, I should have enough to go buy a small country somewhere to rule...
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Start investing, make more money. Commit a small amout to fighting the "Evil RIAA"

After making enough money, buy the RIAA and proceed to stamp out software piracy (I am one of them now, that makes it okay to step on people :bleh: ).

Make more money, buy Microsoft, Sony, Nintendo, and the US Congress (don't wan't to be accused of monopoly, now do we?) :shifty:

Continue making money, buy Venezuela, throw that idiot Ugo Chavez Frias, and his politically powerfull suporters, out of the country. Proceed to make my home country a world power by reviving the "Great Colombia" renamed "Great Venezuela", anex Chile and Argentina. :D

Get a harem, 200 beutiful women should be enough. :blush: :lol:

Continue making money (I am still owner of the RIAA, Sony, Microsoft, and Nintendo). Buy rare art (couldn't care less if its stolen or not), historical artifacts (same as rare art), a couple (dozen) museums, the FBI, and Interpol. :shifty:

Anex Brasil, Cental America, Mexico, the islands of the caribean, French Guyana (if they protest I will anex France too), Surinaime, Spain, and Portugal.

Poceed to threaten to Nuke the Middle East if reporters can't find something else to report on, It's driving me crazy! :wacko: :angry2:

Asuming the Middle East did not get nuked, buy Al-quaida, shoot Osama if he complains, convince stupid Al-quaida members (at gunpoint if nessesary) that terrorism is not the way.

Buy NASA, ESA, the Russian Space Program, and the Chinese Space Program. Colonize the Moon, then Mars.

Negotiate with God, buy Inmortality. :nazgul:

Take my universal controller, press F5. Blow up Mars, the Moon, and the Earth :rip: . Press F9 (yes I am that powerful).

Enjoy my harem (whose members are replaced as soon as they get old/ugly/fat/annoying) and power for a couple hundred years. ^_^

I have no clue what else.

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