CalibanX Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 I think of Argonians as the misunderstood underdogs among the races. Plus, they just have character. And they're funny-looking too. :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrius2 Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 They're all herbophiles...! STAY AWAY FROM MY PLANTS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyberote Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 They're all herbophiles...! STAY AWAY FROM MY PLANTS!We are so misunderstood! We worship the mighty Hist Tree! Not molest it :facepalm: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrius2 Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 (edited) You lick it and then the Mighty Hist Tree somehow impregnates the Argonian women with its rape-tentacle-branches or something! Sick Argonians...! VERY SICK! I'm not even sure how the male is involved but it wouldn't suprised me if he had intercourse with the tree as well. I haven't figured out what the Argonian equivalent of masturbation is yet but until then... you stay the **** away from my plants. Edited October 27, 2011 by Adrius2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ConfusedApache Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 You lick it and then the Mighty Hist Tree somehow impregnates the Argonian women with its rape-tentacle-branches or something! Sick Argonians...! VERY SICK! I'm not even sure how the male is involved but it wouldn't suprised me if he had intercourse with the tree as well. I haven't figured out what the Argonian equivalent of masturbation is yet but until then... you stay the **** away from my plants. See only in argonian culture can such a PIMP tree exist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CalibanX Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 So Argonians have sex with a magic tree? Huh. I did not know that. And they have a penchant for fondling plants? My Goodness! What a singularly fascinating culture they have... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hector530 Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 (edited) http://www.uesp.net/wiki/Lore:Argonian where are people getting the idea that hist impregnates argonians? if anything it would be an afrodisiac Edited October 27, 2011 by hector530 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TypicalRandom Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Argonians...http://www.photoradar.com/files/imagecache/original_large/photos/users/hamcbeth/cute-lizard.jpgDiscuss... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrius2 Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 (edited) @Hector: But my theory is way more fun... :) Edited October 27, 2011 by Adrius2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QueenOfThieves Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Argonians...http://www.photoradar.com/files/imagecache/original_large/photos/users/hamcbeth/cute-lizard.jpgDiscuss... Ehhh more like this I think: http://www.naturephoto-cz.eu/pic/sevcik/iguana-iguana--iguana-iguana-5.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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