Adrius2 Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 (edited) "M'aiq once fit large melon inside tiny box. People say Maiq crazy and that melon must be rotten or in pieces, Maiq say his technique is simply superior. Maiq has worked with melons for very long time." Edited November 1, 2011 by Adrius2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyberote Posted November 1, 2011 Author Share Posted November 1, 2011 "M'aiq no longer likes to jump from place to place. Waste of time and energy. M'aiq thinks people who jump have been drinking too much Skooma." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrius2 Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 (edited) "M'aiq once had dream where Mud Crabs had armor. Who would pay for crab armour? Makes crab harder to crack. Now Maiq hungry." Edited November 1, 2011 by Adrius2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyberote Posted November 1, 2011 Author Share Posted November 1, 2011 "M'aiq see many fishies. M'aiq has even plucked them out of the water with his bare hands. Maybe M'aiq will make them into a stick for you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrius2 Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 (edited) "M'aiq thinks it's very good to get matching pants when buying shirt at local store. M'aiq always looks good this way. Some people don't like and want to mix and match, M'aiq thinks they are clowns.""Once on adventure in deep cave, M'aiq was fighting skeletons when his axe broke. Poor M'aiq got beaten very bad. Good thing in Skyrim they have excellent smiths; axe never breaks, only improves!" Edited November 1, 2011 by Adrius2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyberote Posted November 1, 2011 Author Share Posted November 1, 2011 "A dark soul has been haunting M'aiq. Enough was enough. M'aiq fought back with bravery and determination. The soul was no match for M'aiq" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrius2 Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 Nice one! I was thinking of making fun of that IGN travesty as well... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyberote Posted November 1, 2011 Author Share Posted November 1, 2011 Nice one! I was thinking of making fun of that IGN travesty as well... :DLol they made fun of Fable, so why not Dark Souls? I wonder if M'aiq will ever get his colovian fur helm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rennn Posted November 2, 2011 Share Posted November 2, 2011 (edited) "M'aiq does not know why people want greaves separate from chestplates. You want to pay more gold to protect yourself? Silly people. M'aiq does not understand them. Probably because they are idiots." "Crimes are not reported by chickens. M'aiq thinks people who hear chickens speak should be hit with something." "M'aiq almost starved once. It was horrible; not fun at all. M'aiq does not know why so many confused people want to starve." "Boats? The wooden tombs that are cramped, dark, and prone to sinking? M'aiq thinks boats are stupid." "Has anyone ever worn armor without anything beneath? M'aiq does not think this is realistic at all. It chafes terribly. M'aiq thinks these people are bad at the excuse making." Edited November 2, 2011 by Rennn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyberote Posted November 2, 2011 Author Share Posted November 2, 2011 M'aiq wishes to one day have a bride. Though M'aiq is fearful that he'll find her with other men on wedding day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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