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Guard: Why are you in Skyrim... Orcanth?

 

Shamoo: Squeet... click click

 

Imperial Woman: Off with... its head!

 

Guard: Sorry about that, we will make sure your body is deliver back to Sea World...

 

*dragon rumbles in the background*

 

What was that?

 

*dragon rumbles in the background again*

 

Imperial woman: Off with its head!!

 

Headsman: But ma'am, I cant get any leverage from down here, its too big!

 

Imperial woman: Then jump off the tower!

 

*dragon lands heavily on the tower at the same time the headsman arrives only to get squished*

 

Dragon: I SMELL SUSHI!!!

 

Shamoo: SQUEEEEEEEEET!!!

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Guard: Why are you in Skyrim... Orcanth?

 

Shamoo: Squeet... click click

 

Imperial Woman: Off with... its head!

 

Guard: Sorry about that, we will make sure your body is deliver back to Sea World...

 

*dragon rumbles in the background*

 

What was that?

 

*dragon rumbles in the background again*

 

Imperial woman: Off with its head!!

 

Headsman: But ma'am, I cant get any leverage from down here, its too big!

 

Imperial woman: Then jump off the tower!

 

*dragon lands heavily on the tower at the same time the headsman arrives only to get squished*

 

Dragon: I SMELL SUSHI!!!

 

Shamoo: SQUEEEEEEEEET!!!

 

(>_<) epic that would actually be awesome

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Pmsl, that was so funny,good point tho,i guess it could work like oblivion where some one done a mod which cut out the starting from the dungeon and you got to pick your race etc at the end door ,i for one would like that,as i've started game a few times as unhappy with what i picked and it so damn long just to escape to out side world from that starting hands bound on cart.
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