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Funniest Glitches Experienced in Skyrim?


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There are a few things that have made me laugh. One of them being facial textures not loading properly... only seen this once.

 

http://i.imgur.com/GPfCP.jpg

 

http://i.imgur.com/JG65C.jpg

 

However a bug that had me almost falling over in laughter was when I killed a dragon and the skeleton left behind magically teleported into town, on-top of a house, then proceeded to slide down and get snagged on a patrolling guard. The skeleton then moved with the guard as he walked around town, eventually getting stuck between him and a building he walked past, the game proceeded to crash. XD

 

http://i.imgur.com/0hf8q.jpg

 

And finally, after killing a witch her body started to hover once I looted her head... this one was really creepy.

 

http://i.imgur.com/N2vZw.jpg

 

http://i.imgur.com/LjeSd.jpg

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I wish I'd recorded them. There are so many that I forgot a lot of them. I do remember approaching a Giant and two mammoths. One of the mammoths suddenly rose about 100 feet into the air, hovered there for awhile and then slowly descended to the ground.

 

Recently, I was at a Dragon Wall, and I was attacked by two dragons. So I killed them both (wish I took a picture of this) and both of the dragon skeletons were in a most awkward position. It looked like they were "necking" and embracing each other. I laughed for about ten minutes.

 

Not so much a glitch, I was on one of the College of Winterhold Quests and I freed "Osburn" (I think that was what his name was). Anyway (MICRO SPOILER! Don't know how to insert the Spoiler option.) throughout the rest of the quest he keeps following and bugging you, saying "get me outta here" and was just rude. Well it got on my nerves and I snapped. I spun around and brought my Daedric war hammer down on him in a gruesome power move. He then collapsed forward landing perfectly with his head in a bucket. It was priceless. Sometimes, when making a kill, I've seen some of the characters land in very funny positions, like face down on a platter of food still sitting at a table.

 

 

Also seen some creepy things. Like my manikins at the Riften house tend to have moved off the pedestal and every time I return, they are in a different position.

 

Animals have a tendency to swim underwater too.

 

I got angry because I couldn't complete the Redguard quest from Whiterun, so when I would run into them on the road I would "pick-pocket" them. Had to attempt it twice, but I stole their clothes. They didn't seem to notice at all, but commenced walking down the road in their undies. Same with the Thalmor Embassy quest. I "pick-pocketed" the Khjit cook and stole her clothes. She didn't notice either.

 

My first play through I married Aela and somehow attacked a guard then ran into the temple. Then all the guards of Riften came inside and I had too kill them all :pirate:. We were then married, standing on top of the corpses of all the guards in Riften. It was pretty wild.

 

Ahh, what fond memories!

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You know the glitch where a dragon you've killed will fall out of the sky randomly (or at least his skeleton will). Anyone who has played the game for awhile will see this happen. I had it happen with a giant just outside the Whiterun front gate. Then someone walked by and said "I'm going to find whoever did this." I just sort of put my hands in my pockets and walked away whistling.

 

I can't remember where this happened, but I came across a person buried head down and waist deep in the ground. He was still alive and I could actually talk to him. He was a farmer on his way to Solitude to join the Imperial army. I wanted to tell him it wasn't quite the direction he was headed, but the game didn't give me that option.

 

I've also encountered a dead deer buried similarly in the ground between Whiterun and the nearby watchtower.

 

Aggro foxes. Seriously. I've met two foxes, one red fox and one white fox at different times, which attacked me out of nowhere and with no warning. There was no Spriggan in sight and they didn't have the green hue that Spriggan-controlled animals have.

 

Is it a glitch that while fighting a dragon, the beast will get distracted and take off after a chicken? Did you know that chickens can run faster than an olympic sprinter? Me neither. Until I saw it happen.

 

The first time I did the Mythic Dawn quest, Silus Vesuius left his house and I followed, intending to follow him to the next quest location, and he just took off at super speed, right across the water, up the hill and out of sight. And by "super speed", I mean he was entirely out of Dawnstar within the space of less than two seconds. He must have taken some lessons from the chicken.

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one particularly interesting bug:

 

 

 

An orc getting decapitated, and continuing to fight - after her head was removed, the funny part was that her mouth and eyes were still moving and was still saying things like "You chose a bad time to come here"

 

needless to say I was laughing for several minutes afterward, and just recalling that it happened puts a smile on my face.

 

I have also had some interesting incidents involving knocking NPC's down face first onto bear traps.

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