J_R Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 So I spent pretty much all night thieving (as I usually do), though this time was a particularly large haul, and done in a particularly unique and amusing fashion. As some of you no doubt know, the museum has quite a bit of Dwemer metal strewn throughout it. The rational thief would take only a few of pieces of the heavy stuff and instead stick to quest items and the occasional weapon/jewelry. But not Ronyn, the OCD thief. His motto - rob 'em dry, and leave nothing behind! Meet Ronyn, the morally questionable obsessive compulsive thief. Hey Ronyn, what are you up to this fine evening? A jaunt around the museum you say? Why bother with destiny and dragon mumbo jumbo when there's so much thieving to do! http://skyrimnexus.com/imageshare/images/1307132-1321621890.jpg Getting his sneak on, as he does. http://skyrimnexus.com/imageshare/images/1307132-1321622065.jpg Now that that's taken care of, one word - JACKPOT. SO MUCH CRAP TO STEAL. Simultaneously Ronyn's finest dream and worst nightmare. http://skyrimnexus.com/imageshare/images/1307132-1321622108.jpg *HOURS LATER, AFTER MUCH HAULING AND GRUNTING AND SWEATING* "Dear lord, that took forever and there's still a ton of loot down there! How can I save some time while still satisfying my neurotic need to grab every last piece of dwemer crap in the place!? And how the hell am I going to get it all out of here undetected?" "Wait..what's that..a path..and a waterfall?" http://skyrimnexus.com/imageshare/images/1307132-1321622167.jpg *In a sudden fit of crazed inspiration* DUMP ALL THE LOOTS DOWN THE FALLS!!! http://skyrimnexus.com/imageshare/images/1307132-1321622204.jpg Rinse and repeat, until all the loot is down the falls! And lastly... I'M COMING BABYYYY! http://www.brawnybabies.com/upload/86879736.jpg What appears to be a simple, unsuspecting waterfall... http://www.brawnybabies.com/upload/43675467.jpg SECRET HOARD OF DWEMER GOODNESS! Every dragon(born) needs his mound of shiny, right? http://www.brawnybabies.com/upload/87983298.jpg Which of course led to this.... http://www.brawnybabies.com/upload/65453669.jpg And this... who would have thought that most of this crap couldn't be melted down? Ah well.. that's what the house of the now deceased Heimskr is for! http://www.brawnybabies.com/upload/494718810.jpg Mission Accomplished. :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gugus0 Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 lol'ed hard ! Good one ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dambuster Posted November 18, 2011 Share Posted November 18, 2011 Nicely done indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_R Posted November 19, 2011 Author Share Posted November 19, 2011 Glad you guys found it amusing.. just another example of how these games can be entirely unique to each player :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J_R Posted November 19, 2011 Author Share Posted November 19, 2011 On a related note I am now officially a hoarder.. way too much crap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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