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A (thief's) Night at the Museum


J_R

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So I spent pretty much all night thieving (as I usually do), though this time was a particularly large haul, and done in a particularly unique and amusing fashion. As some of you no doubt know, the museum has quite a bit of Dwemer metal strewn throughout it. The rational thief would take only a few of pieces of the heavy stuff and instead stick to quest items and the occasional weapon/jewelry. But not Ronyn, the OCD thief. His motto - rob 'em dry, and leave nothing behind!

 

Meet Ronyn, the morally questionable obsessive compulsive thief. Hey Ronyn, what are you up to this fine evening? A jaunt around the museum you say? Why bother with destiny and dragon mumbo jumbo when there's so much thieving to do!

 

http://skyrimnexus.com/imageshare/images/1307132-1321621890.jpg

 

 

Getting his sneak on, as he does.

 

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Now that that's taken care of, one word - JACKPOT. SO MUCH CRAP TO STEAL. Simultaneously Ronyn's finest dream and worst nightmare.

 

http://skyrimnexus.com/imageshare/images/1307132-1321622108.jpg

 

 

*HOURS LATER, AFTER MUCH HAULING AND GRUNTING AND SWEATING*

 

"Dear lord, that took forever and there's still a ton of loot down there! How can I save some time while still satisfying my neurotic need to grab every last piece of dwemer crap in the place!? And how the hell am I going to get it all out of here undetected?"

 

"Wait..what's that..a path..and a waterfall?"

 

http://skyrimnexus.com/imageshare/images/1307132-1321622167.jpg

 

 

*In a sudden fit of crazed inspiration*

 

DUMP ALL THE LOOTS DOWN THE FALLS!!!

 

http://skyrimnexus.com/imageshare/images/1307132-1321622204.jpg

 

Rinse and repeat, until all the loot is down the falls!

 

And lastly...

 

I'M COMING BABYYYY!

 

http://www.brawnybabies.com/upload/86879736.jpg

 

 

What appears to be a simple, unsuspecting waterfall...

 

http://www.brawnybabies.com/upload/43675467.jpg

 

 

SECRET HOARD OF DWEMER GOODNESS! Every dragon(born) needs his mound of shiny, right?

 

http://www.brawnybabies.com/upload/87983298.jpg

 

 

Which of course led to this....

 

http://www.brawnybabies.com/upload/65453669.jpg

 

 

And this... who would have thought that most of this crap couldn't be melted down? Ah well.. that's what the house of the now deceased Heimskr is for!

 

http://www.brawnybabies.com/upload/494718810.jpg

 

 

 

Mission Accomplished. :thumbsup:

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