SKYRIM IS FOR THE NORDS! DEATH TO THE ELVES, ARGONIANS, AND CATS&#

[Naikado2]

Im loving being an Empire-hating bastard. Took over Solitude and I kill every Imperial I see. They haven't had a Septim blood heir since the Oblivion crisis and totally got ravaged by the Thalmor. By the way, where was the Champion of Cyrodiil through all this, just screwing off having fun being Sheogorath? Haha.

Actually, yes.

 

I'm an Argonian that hates both the Empire and Stormcloaks. I only like the Thalmor because they have tasty livers.

Typical disgusting lizard. Crawl back to your marsh, scum.

Hating on us lizards, are we?

 

Don't lump us together with those stinking elves. The Nords can't win on their own.

 

Ha! Rely on you for aid? You would just as soon stab us in the back for a little bit of coin. No, you will work on our fields and at our docks for little to no pay. Then, after we've finished off the Elves, we'll deal with you.

That's what they said in back in Morrowind. Look who's in charge of those elves now?

 

An invasion after the eruption of Red Mountain shows the true cowardice of the Argonians. Do not think we will take honorless swine into our ranks. We will win the fight against the Mer as TRUE NORDS!

It was the Hist that lead us to attack when we did. Who are we to complain when such ancient forces are to predict and decide?

 

Foolish Argonian! Do not use your peoples' ignorance as a scapegoat for your cowardice and heresy! You forsake the Divines with your heretical following of the Hist! Your people will learn that the Nords were meant to rule Tamriel!

 

I support the divines more than most of beastfolk, mer and even men. I wasn't even alive during the eruption, but I know that heretical imaginations can't predict the future. YOUR people will be quick to learn that there is only blood and tears for those with ambitionistic arrogance.

HA! Tell that to the great Talos! A true Nord! YOUR people will be quick to learn that this world is for the Nords, and all else will either bend knee or FALL!

If the great gods of balance and staticity are to turn their backs on us out of petty preferences for your big-nosed, pretentious, order-hating masses, then may dragons take you all.

[Evilslay3r5]

This one doesn't care for the war. M'raajdar simply wishes to profit from the wishes of death. If that is during war, so be it? Perhaps aiding both sides and assassinating figures of both the empire and the stormcloaks will help Khajiit earn more coin... However I hate the thalmor with a passion. First they take away Talos from the nords. I would like to see them take Sithis away from The Dark Brotherhood.

 

Typical street cat trash. You are the worst of the races of Tamriel. Your people act as if its your...litter box, spreading your stolen goods, ill-earned coin, and expecting to be treated with the same respect as a Nord. We'll drive you back to your deserts, and then we will drive you from Tamriel.

 

How rude, and after all the favors we've done for you, killing imperials for you, even going so far as to deal a massive blow against the empire. And besides, you know we have a common goal. To drive the thalmor off Tamriel.

 

Our litter box, you say? That's a little harsh, after all, we wouldn't have resorted to smuggling skooma and moon sugar, or stealing goods if you had allowed us to sell our legally-earned goods in the cities.

 

Your people are little better than the Thalmor. You bring your family destroying drugs into our lands, and drain true Nords of their coin through the use of your silver tongue. I say we cut the tongue from the beast, and make a new coat.

 

AND HA HA! Let your people into our cities willingly?! That is the same as allowing a thief into our purses or a dagger to our throats.

[InuyashaFE]

This one doesn't care for the war. M'raajdar simply wishes to profit from the wishes of death. If that is during war, so be it? Perhaps aiding both sides and assassinating figures of both the empire and the stormcloaks will help Khajiit earn more coin... However I hate the thalmor with a passion. First they take away Talos from the nords. I would like to see them take Sithis away from The Dark Brotherhood.

 

Typical street cat trash. You are the worst of the races of Tamriel. Your people act as if its your...litter box, spreading your stolen goods, ill-earned coin, and expecting to be treated with the same respect as a Nord. We'll drive you back to your deserts, and then we will drive you from Tamriel.

 

How rude, and after all the favors we've done for you, killing imperials for you, even going so far as to deal a massive blow against the empire. And besides, you know we have a common goal. To drive the thalmor off Tamriel.

 

Our litter box, you say? That's a little harsh, after all, we wouldn't have resorted to smuggling skooma and moon sugar, or stealing goods if you had allowed us to sell our legally-earned goods in the cities.

 

Your people are little better than the Thalmor. You bring your family destroying drugs into our lands, and drain true Nords of their coin through the use of your silver tongue. I say we cut the tongue from the beast, and make a new coat.

 

AND HA HA! Let your people into our cities willingly?! That is the same as allowing a thief into our purses or a dagger to our throats.

 

Please, don't you think if it were that easy to kill a furred child of Sithis that our brotherhood would've been wiped out already? Instead we have thrived, satiating ourselves off the coin of your people. We wouldn't exist if it weren't for you 'true nords', paying us to do the deeds you could never do on your own.

 

Keeping us out is only making our blades grow weary. Perhaps I should let it taste the blood of your wives? Your children? Perhaps we should aim big and kill the big boss himself. I'm sure Ulfric would love to have that thu'um cut right out of his mouth.

[Naikado2]

This one doesn't care for the war. M'raajdar simply wishes to profit from the wishes of death. If that is during war, so be it? Perhaps aiding both sides and assassinating figures of both the empire and the stormcloaks will help Khajiit earn more coin... However I hate the thalmor with a passion. First they take away Talos from the nords. I would like to see them take Sithis away from The Dark Brotherhood.

 

Typical street cat trash. You are the worst of the races of Tamriel. Your people act as if its your...litter box, spreading your stolen goods, ill-earned coin, and expecting to be treated with the same respect as a Nord. We'll drive you back to your deserts, and then we will drive you from Tamriel.

 

How rude, and after all the favors we've done for you, killing imperials for you, even going so far as to deal a massive blow against the empire. And besides, you know we have a common goal. To drive the thalmor off Tamriel.

 

Our litter box, you say? That's a little harsh, after all, we wouldn't have resorted to smuggling skooma and moon sugar, or stealing goods if you had allowed us to sell our legally-earned goods in the cities.

 

Your people are little better than the Thalmor. You bring your family destroying drugs into our lands, and drain true Nords of their coin through the use of your silver tongue. I say we cut the tongue from the beast, and make a new coat.

 

AND HA HA! Let your people into our cities willingly?! That is the same as allowing a thief into our purses or a dagger to our throats.

Perhaps your greatest problem, then, is your paranoia. The only reason you've survived this long, it seems, is that your people lash out at anything that didn't either feed you milk or feed you money. How could you possibly spread out two inches, much less across the lands?

[InuyashaFE]

This one doesn't care for the war. M'raajdar simply wishes to profit from the wishes of death. If that is during war, so be it? Perhaps aiding both sides and assassinating figures of both the empire and the stormcloaks will help Khajiit earn more coin... However I hate the thalmor with a passion. First they take away Talos from the nords. I would like to see them take Sithis away from The Dark Brotherhood.

 

Typical street cat trash. You are the worst of the races of Tamriel. Your people act as if its your...litter box, spreading your stolen goods, ill-earned coin, and expecting to be treated with the same respect as a Nord. We'll drive you back to your deserts, and then we will drive you from Tamriel.

 

How rude, and after all the favors we've done for you, killing imperials for you, even going so far as to deal a massive blow against the empire. And besides, you know we have a common goal. To drive the thalmor off Tamriel.

 

Our litter box, you say? That's a little harsh, after all, we wouldn't have resorted to smuggling skooma and moon sugar, or stealing goods if you had allowed us to sell our legally-earned goods in the cities.

 

Your people are little better than the Thalmor. You bring your family destroying drugs into our lands, and drain true Nords of their coin through the use of your silver tongue. I say we cut the tongue from the beast, and make a new coat.

 

AND HA HA! Let your people into our cities willingly?! That is the same as allowing a thief into our purses or a dagger to our throats.

Perhaps your greatest problem, then, is your paranoia. The only reason you've survived this long, it seems, is that your people lash out at anything that didn't either feed you milk or feed you money. How could you possibly spread out two inches, much less across the lands?

 

Ah, the argonian understands. After all, our people both lived under the tyranny of the dunmer centuries ago.

[Evilslay3r5]

This one doesn't care for the war. M'raajdar simply wishes to profit from the wishes of death. If that is during war, so be it? Perhaps aiding both sides and assassinating figures of both the empire and the stormcloaks will help Khajiit earn more coin... However I hate the thalmor with a passion. First they take away Talos from the nords. I would like to see them take Sithis away from The Dark Brotherhood.

 

Typical street cat trash. You are the worst of the races of Tamriel. Your people act as if its your...litter box, spreading your stolen goods, ill-earned coin, and expecting to be treated with the same respect as a Nord. We'll drive you back to your deserts, and then we will drive you from Tamriel.

 

How rude, and after all the favors we've done for you, killing imperials for you, even going so far as to deal a massive blow against the empire. And besides, you know we have a common goal. To drive the thalmor off Tamriel.

 

Our litter box, you say? That's a little harsh, after all, we wouldn't have resorted to smuggling skooma and moon sugar, or stealing goods if you had allowed us to sell our legally-earned goods in the cities.

 

Your people are little better than the Thalmor. You bring your family destroying drugs into our lands, and drain true Nords of their coin through the use of your silver tongue. I say we cut the tongue from the beast, and make a new coat.

 

AND HA HA! Let your people into our cities willingly?! That is the same as allowing a thief into our purses or a dagger to our throats.

 

Please, don't you think if it were that easy to kill a furred child of Sithis that our brotherhood would've been wiped out already? Instead we have thrived, satiating ourselves off the coin of your people. We wouldn't exist if it weren't for you 'true nords', paying us to do the deeds you could never do on your own.

 

Keeping us out is only making our blades grow weary. Perhaps I should let it taste the blood of your wives? Your children? Perhaps we should aim big and kill the big boss himself. I'm sure Ulfric would love to have that thu'um cut right out of his mouth.

 

I didn't realize that the Khajiit had such a great sense of humor. Perhaps we should keep your people as our jesters. No true Nord would pay another (especially a Khajiit) to kill a man. A true Nord would strike that man down in honorable combat. Perhaps you should turn your blades on each other as you it would be a better death than facing the ferocity of a true Nord wife. The real kicker is the suggestion that your "Brotherhood" could handle the best of us, High King Ulfric Stormcloak. I suggest that you go bury yourselves in your deserts, street cat, because when the Nords march, all of Nirn quakes.

Edited November 27, 2011 by Evilslay3r5

[Evilslay3r5]

This one doesn't care for the war. M'raajdar simply wishes to profit from the wishes of death. If that is during war, so be it? Perhaps aiding both sides and assassinating figures of both the empire and the stormcloaks will help Khajiit earn more coin... However I hate the thalmor with a passion. First they take away Talos from the nords. I would like to see them take Sithis away from The Dark Brotherhood.

 

Typical street cat trash. You are the worst of the races of Tamriel. Your people act as if its your...litter box, spreading your stolen goods, ill-earned coin, and expecting to be treated with the same respect as a Nord. We'll drive you back to your deserts, and then we will drive you from Tamriel.

 

How rude, and after all the favors we've done for you, killing imperials for you, even going so far as to deal a massive blow against the empire. And besides, you know we have a common goal. To drive the thalmor off Tamriel.

 

Our litter box, you say? That's a little harsh, after all, we wouldn't have resorted to smuggling skooma and moon sugar, or stealing goods if you had allowed us to sell our legally-earned goods in the cities.

 

Your people are little better than the Thalmor. You bring your family destroying drugs into our lands, and drain true Nords of their coin through the use of your silver tongue. I say we cut the tongue from the beast, and make a new coat.

 

AND HA HA! Let your people into our cities willingly?! That is the same as allowing a thief into our purses or a dagger to our throats.

Perhaps your greatest problem, then, is your paranoia. The only reason you've survived this long, it seems, is that your people lash out at anything that didn't either feed you milk or feed you money. How could you possibly spread out two inches, much less across the lands?

 

You'll have your answer when we've raised all of Blackmarsh.

[InuyashaFE]

This one doesn't care for the war. M'raajdar simply wishes to profit from the wishes of death. If that is during war, so be it? Perhaps aiding both sides and assassinating figures of both the empire and the stormcloaks will help Khajiit earn more coin... However I hate the thalmor with a passion. First they take away Talos from the nords. I would like to see them take Sithis away from The Dark Brotherhood.

 

Typical street cat trash. You are the worst of the races of Tamriel. Your people act as if its your...litter box, spreading your stolen goods, ill-earned coin, and expecting to be treated with the same respect as a Nord. We'll drive you back to your deserts, and then we will drive you from Tamriel.

 

How rude, and after all the favors we've done for you, killing imperials for you, even going so far as to deal a massive blow against the empire. And besides, you know we have a common goal. To drive the thalmor off Tamriel.

 

Our litter box, you say? That's a little harsh, after all, we wouldn't have resorted to smuggling skooma and moon sugar, or stealing goods if you had allowed us to sell our legally-earned goods in the cities.

 

Your people are little better than the Thalmor. You bring your family destroying drugs into our lands, and drain true Nords of their coin through the use of your silver tongue. I say we cut the tongue from the beast, and make a new coat.

 

AND HA HA! Let your people into our cities willingly?! That is the same as allowing a thief into our purses or a dagger to our throats.

 

Please, don't you think if it were that easy to kill a furred child of Sithis that our brotherhood would've been wiped out already? Instead we have thrived, satiating ourselves off the coin of your people. We wouldn't exist if it weren't for you 'true nords', paying us to do the deeds you could never do on your own.

 

Keeping us out is only making our blades grow weary. Perhaps I should let it taste the blood of your wives? Your children? Perhaps we should aim big and kill the big boss himself. I'm sure Ulfric would love to have that thu'um cut right out of his mouth.

 

I didn't realize that the Khajiit had such a great sense of humor. Perhaps we should keep your people as our jesters. No true Nord would pay another (especially a Khajiit) to kill a man. A true Nord would strike that man down in honorable combat. Perhaps you should turn your blades on each other as you it would be a better death than facing the ferocity of a true Nord wife. The real kicker is the suggestion that your "Brotherhood" could handle the best of us, High King Ulfric Stormcloak. I suggest that you go bury yourselves in your deserts, street cat, because when the Nords march, all of Nirn quakes.

 

The only times Nirn quaked is during the Oblivion Crisis, and the return of Alduin. And what do you nords do? You run around like chickens with your heads cut off, allowing my organization to thrive and continue our work from the shadows while you're distracted. While all your guards are having fun watching for dragons, our assassins are traveling right under their noses, poisoning a poor fishwife, slicing open the throats of your nobles, and getting rid of your leaders with a clean arrow shot.

 

You nords don't march. You scramble about in panic whenever anything threatens you. The argonian is right, you nords ARE paranoid. Look at how you view magic, something you don't even understand. Because of course, if you smooth-skins can't swing it around and crack skulls with it, it's only useful to be shunned.

[Evilslay3r5]

This one doesn't care for the war. M'raajdar simply wishes to profit from the wishes of death. If that is during war, so be it? Perhaps aiding both sides and assassinating figures of both the empire and the stormcloaks will help Khajiit earn more coin... However I hate the thalmor with a passion. First they take away Talos from the nords. I would like to see them take Sithis away from The Dark Brotherhood.

 

Typical street cat trash. You are the worst of the races of Tamriel. Your people act as if its your...litter box, spreading your stolen goods, ill-earned coin, and expecting to be treated with the same respect as a Nord. We'll drive you back to your deserts, and then we will drive you from Tamriel.

 

How rude, and after all the favors we've done for you, killing imperials for you, even going so far as to deal a massive blow against the empire. And besides, you know we have a common goal. To drive the thalmor off Tamriel.

 

Our litter box, you say? That's a little harsh, after all, we wouldn't have resorted to smuggling skooma and moon sugar, or stealing goods if you had allowed us to sell our legally-earned goods in the cities.

 

Your people are little better than the Thalmor. You bring your family destroying drugs into our lands, and drain true Nords of their coin through the use of your silver tongue. I say we cut the tongue from the beast, and make a new coat.

 

AND HA HA! Let your people into our cities willingly?! That is the same as allowing a thief into our purses or a dagger to our throats.

 

Please, don't you think if it were that easy to kill a furred child of Sithis that our brotherhood would've been wiped out already? Instead we have thrived, satiating ourselves off the coin of your people. We wouldn't exist if it weren't for you 'true nords', paying us to do the deeds you could never do on your own.

 

Keeping us out is only making our blades grow weary. Perhaps I should let it taste the blood of your wives? Your children? Perhaps we should aim big and kill the big boss himself. I'm sure Ulfric would love to have that thu'um cut right out of his mouth.

 

I didn't realize that the Khajiit had such a great sense of humor. Perhaps we should keep your people as our jesters. No true Nord would pay another (especially a Khajiit) to kill a man. A true Nord would strike that man down in honorable combat. Perhaps you should turn your blades on each other as you it would be a better death than facing the ferocity of a true Nord wife. The real kicker is the suggestion that your "Brotherhood" could handle the best of us, High King Ulfric Stormcloak. I suggest that you go bury yourselves in your deserts, street cat, because when the Nords march, all of Nirn quakes.

 

The only times Nirn quaked is during the Oblivion Crisis, and the return of Alduin. And what do you nords do? You run around like chickens with your heads cut off, allowing my organization to thrive and continue our work from the shadows while you're distracted. While all your guards are having fun watching for dragons, our assassins are traveling right under their noses, poisoning a poor fishwife, slicing open the throats of your nobles, and getting rid of your leaders with a clean arrow shot.

 

You nords don't march. You scramble about in panic whenever anything threatens you. The argonian is right, you nords ARE paranoid. Look at how you view magic, something you don't even understand. Because of course, if you smooth-skins can't swing it around and crack skulls with it, it's only useful to be shunned.

Your "organization" as you call it is, in reality, just a band of cutthroats looking for easy coin preying on the weak and innocent. Informants have even revealed that it is on the brink of destruction and has even abandoned its traditional doctrine. Don't assume that your group of glorified bandits has any effect on the geo-political situation of Tamriel anymore.

 

Paranoid? You call us PARANOID? Look at MAGIC has done to the world. The destruction of Winterhold, the Oblivion Crisis, the Eruption of Red Mountain, and countless other events over the course of history. One day you street cats will learn of honorable combat because that will be the day we teach it to you.

[Evilslay3r5]

Well, this has been fun/funny, but I've got to go. I'll probably continue my militant Nord persona if I see this thread next time I'm on.