stuges Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 It's a trolling heaven, disguised as some christian website...pure nonsense. But it was hilarious! :pinch: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swindy Posted November 28, 2011 Author Share Posted November 28, 2011 I personally cannot wait to unlock the 'Dragon Fisting' perk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thoreai Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 It's a trolling heaven, disguised as some christian website...pure nonsense. But it was hilarious! :pinch:Thats a personal matter in this case :laugh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roane Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 (edited) posted in wrong place Edited November 28, 2011 by Roane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arcadiast Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 (edited) In a "Nutshell" ------------------------------------------------- "cream filled with demonic spell crafting" - hmm sounds delicious "Satanic critters" - think about that the next time your dog pees on your rug "fecal fornication" - i love that combination of words "player starts off as a captured terrorist" - Dovah kin laden "destroy the golden empire by using dragons" - tossed from a Dragon launching Ballista "gender changing one’s self is fun and normal" - ..and easily doable "control of their hell spawned fictitious demon" - as long as it does not pee on my rug.... "the gay supporting software company Blizzard" - at least they got that one right :) (just kidding of course) "a necromatic dragon appears and sets the player free from righteous punishment" - bad Dragon bad! "they will spend the next 400 hours robbing people, killing villagers, crafting sexual items, fornicate with elves and other Harry Potter style animals and also learn how to conjure up black magic" - also called "Tea Party" "The graphics of this game are way too realistic for the type of blood shed they ejaculate all over the player’s CPU monitor" - IF ONLY!!!!!!! "When a player casts a spell, you will see the hand gesture is that of how homosexuals fling devil DNA juices at each other after a long night of fecal frenzy ass assassinations" - really...no comment on this one....its hilarious! "demon whack their sin staff and produce sin milk into their hands and than fling it in the face of the first person they come in contact with after their taint tugging session" - whoever wrote this...i salute you sir äh madam äh...whatever your Master want you to be! "have a mass dragon orgy with his fellow homosexual warriors" - we NEED this modded people :) "all take turns impregnating the dragon with homosexual dragon eggs" - again MOD THIS! "The dragon needs to be killed, so the spirit of death and gayness can enter the new eggs" - we prefer the term "balls" "this demonic grail of violent dragon porn" - yeah, yeah you like that don't you? bad bad alduin! "the evil axis of consoles....such vile machines..will go against God and would send his soul to the fire pits of Hell" - PC Gamers have been telling this all the time! "Skyrimming is a street term the gays use when talking about applying their tongues to the outer rim part of another man’s sewer spout, while that man is being hung upside down" - after that, I think i can never play Skyrim again without giggling! "gays have weird fetishes and are close to Satan" - speak of friends in "low" places. "fecal fisting bandits" - yes...new faction. MOD IT NOW! "Skyrim jobbing" - no not "jogging" you lazy ass nerds! "Dragon Fisting" - ähm..depends on who is giving and who is receiving! D – DirtyO – OrificeV – ViolationA – AlwaysH – HurtsK – KeepI – InjectingI – ItN – Naiant --------------------------- This is by far the most entertaining article about a computergame I have ever read in my life! I love it! Edited November 28, 2011 by Arcadiast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorpio9 Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 Graphs are nice. lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuco404 Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 The more you bring light to this kind of lack of intelligence. The more you feed their cause. It's best to ignore anything of this sort. There is a specific and ironic theme that surrounds people who use the phrase "lack of intelligence". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pushkatu Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 I had good laugh, until the page stopped responding and now I'm back here, reading your comments for another good laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marlboro Man Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 All I can say is, wtf was that? Good grief, I sure get tired of ignorant nonsense from some of these so called "christian groups". It was total nonsense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
valgusepoiss Posted November 28, 2011 Share Posted November 28, 2011 I read it a bit and it all sounded like a joke... someone just having fun and posting up sarcastic article about skyrim and religion. It was fun read actually... :)I dont think it was meant seriously... ifi it was... then man, this dude is just dumb... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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