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It finally dawned on me why I find the kids in Skyrim so damn creepy


cooltrickle

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http://www.skyrimnexus.com/imageshare/images/2658102-1322901971.png

 

Why so creepy?

 

Is it their high-pitched voice? No, that just makes my ear drums want to die.

 

Is it their insulting comments? No, that's just annoying.

 

Is it that the faces of boys and girls are so round and way too similar? Um, no but that is a bit disturbing and confusing.

 

Is it that the dresses of boys (yes, the boys also wear dresses) and girls go all the way down to the ground and make it look like they float over the ground instead of walking on it because you can't see their shoes? YES! That's it! That is why they are so damn creepy.

 

All I ask is someone mods the length of their dress to boot level, like adults. I need to see their shoes otherwise it messes with my head when I see them floating around, triggering my creepy radar. Thanks.

 

EDIT: Lynx7386 has corrected me below, and pointed out that Braith is girl and not a boy. I figured they were twins; one boy, one girl.

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Honestly, I think the kids are a built-in taunting mechanism. Think about it: the say the most irritating crap ever, they look completely, irrationally stupid (per the OP), and you can't kill them or shut them up without modding, even using the console.

 

Essentially, someone at Bethesda was tasked with the job of creating the most irritating NPCs ever. And they've probably earned a raise.

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