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Monty Python Killer Rabbit (from Holy Grail)


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I got a better idea. A new guild called "The Spanish Inquisition".

They would all wear those red robes saying: "NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise, surprise and fear, fear and surprise.Our two weapons are fear and surprise and ruthless efficiency... Our three weapons are fear and surprise, ruthless efficiency and almost fanatical devotion to the pope. Our four... no .... Amongst our weaponry are such elements as fear, surp.... oh we're comming again..."

 

Upon joining you would run jobs like:

1."surprising people" when the say "I wouldn't expect that kind of spanish inquisition"

2. talking about your chief weapon..... weapons ... weapons and nice red uniforms

3. repeated entry to the building

4. asking your companion to do the speach for you... failing miserably

5. reading the charges

6. diabolical laughter

7. diabolical acting

8. tieing down your victims on racks (like those for drying dishes)

9. pretending to torchure people using imaginary instruments

10. puting uncle Ted's fotos to basket.

11. hiding behind coat sheds (on fotos)

12. narrating your own silly historical smashing films

13. torturing people in a room somewhat reminiscing a torture chamber.

14. making people confess of herecy using cushions

15. shouting "confess"

16. the comfy chair...

17. shouting "confess" again and offering cup of coffee at eleven.

18. making fun of British police officers

 

... did I forget something?

 

I'm pretty confident this will be a piece of cake once the CK is out.

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I got a better idea. A new guild called "The Spanish Inquisition".

They would all wear those red robes saying: "NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise, surprise and fear, fear and surprise.Our two weapons are fear and surprise and ruthless efficiency... Our three weapons are fear and surprise, ruthless efficiency and almost fanatical devotion to the pope. Our four... no .... Amongst our weaponry are such elements as fear, surp.... oh we're comming again..."

 

Upon joining you would run jobs like:

1."surprising people" when the say "I wouldn't expect that kind of spanish inquisition"

2. talking about your chief weapon..... weapons ... weapons and nice red uniforms

3. repeated entry to the building

4. asking your companion to do the speach for you... failing miserably

5. reading the charges

6. diabolical laughter

7. diabolical acting

8. tieing down your victims on racks (like those for drying dishes)

9. pretending to torchure people using imaginary instruments

10. puting uncle Ted's fotos to basket.

11. hiding behind coat sheds (on fotos)

12. narrating your own silly historical smashing films

13. torturing people in a room somewhat reminiscing a torture chamber.

14. making people confess of herecy using cushions

15. shouting "confess"

16. the comfy chair...

17. shouting "confess" again and offering cup of coffee at eleven.

18. making fun of British police officers

 

... did I forget something?

 

I'm pretty confident this will be a piece of cake once the CK is out.

 

Any monty python mod would be welcome, however I think a killer rabbit would be fairly easy to do.

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Awesome :D It wouldn't be too hard to make this right? You'd just have to take a rabbit, buff up it's health and strength and change it's jumping value. And make it homicidal. Maybe I'll have a swing at it. Should it be named "Killer Rabbit" or "The Killer Rabbit"?

 

WHat is it called in the movie?

 

Also, make only one and make it ****ing hard to kill.

 

I'm talking like if your detected by it, you are dead.

 

Also, it should sqeal like in the movie, haha, its awesome.

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