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Has anyone seen Johnny Depp in Skyrim?


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While it's pretty easy to think of attractive females I've encountered in Skyrim, a female friend of mine recently lamented to me about the tragic absence of attractive men in Skyrim. I realize different people find different faces attractive, but my question, to all you discerning ladies and suave gay-boys out there; is have you encountered any attractive males in Skyrim or are they all hulking meat-heads and wierdos? :)
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what? how in Hell is Conan the Barbarian not attractive?

 

Yea, Skyrim tend to be a little "one-sided" on characters. Take the character Generator for example. It has been dumbed down from oblivion. Now all we can do is put the same noses and same Mouths on the same head and just make things a little broader or thinner....shame really.

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The last pre-set for the Imperial male is undoubtedly Cpt. Jack Sparrow. I wouldn't find that character particularly attractive though, and no I don't find any other males in this game attractive either. It's unfortunate they can't get some nice looking guys in this game since there are more than a few decent looking women
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That husband of that smith girl in Whiterun... Something War-Bear... Isn't he cute? :D

yeah he was my favourite choice to marry early in the game then found out you can't...

 

But the choice of men your character can marry is just so bad, you can see them all here... :yucky:

My link

 

too whimpy, too girly, too dirty, old, ugly or I don't like their voice etc...

 

I am actually considering marrying J'zargo, at least he would be nice to cuddle up too!

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Rustleif is haaaawt ;)

Really? I guess he is ok, maybe its a bad picture.

 

Rustleif

 

If anyone does see Johnny Depp though in Skyrim will you please let me know! Then I can marry him and have lots of babies, k thx bai :ninja:

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Rustleif is haaaawt ;)

Really? I guess he is ok, maybe its a bad picture.

 

Rustleif

 

If anyone does see Johnny Depp though in Skyrim will you please let me know! Then I can marry him and have lots of babies, k thx bai :ninja:

 

mmmmhmmm that sexy nose

lol :biggrin: , I wondered if you were joking but you never know! didn't want to offend just incase. hehe

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Well, Rustlief isn't totally hideous, but he's no Nines Rodriguez XD

 

And Marcurio is fine. It's just sad that he's such an aberration.

 

I don't actually know any women who think the WWF look is attractive. I know in theory they exist, just like I know that there are in theory people who think Dog the Bounty Hunter and his wife, what's her face with the claws and the leather maternity pants, are all that. I've just never actually witnessed one in the wild.

 

I feel sorta robbed.

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