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Marcus Wolfe

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Doctor’s dosage direction on pill bottle:

Take twice daily, once just before waking up and once just after falling asleep.

 

lol. :D

 

There was one I saw once that said (It was an add for nuts), "Almonds, Cashews, and roasted Penis."

 

I wouldn't want to shop there... :blink:

 

 

 

Edit: Why was my post reported (Just out of curiosity)?

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Waking up an old thread....

 

On a bottle of marinade of Korean Barbeque: "Good on beer"

 

I really liked this one: On a can of cashews: "Canned in a facility used to process nuts."

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a few of my own

oink floyd a saucerfukk of secrets ( pink floyd a saurcerfull of scerets )

 

and with raped ducks ..a dutch ...mis pronunciation i suppose i wil have to explain if anybody is interested

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a few of my own

oink floyd a saucerfukk of secrets ( pink floyd a saurcerfull of scerets )

 

and with raped ducks ..a dutch ...mis pronunciation i suppose i wil have to explain if anybody is interested

 

I'm interested! :yes: Please explain.

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Doctor’s dosage direction on pill bottle:

Take twice daily, once just before waking up and once just after falling asleep.

 

lol. :D

 

There was one I saw once that said (It was an add for nuts), "Almonds, Cashews, and roasted Penis."

 

I wouldn't want to shop there... :blink:

 

 

 

Edit: Why was my post reported (Just out of curiosity)?

 

Perhaps they reported you for misspelling "ad" as "add".

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such rapt attention

i havent sene such rapt attention since...nevermind

 

anyway it comes froma dutch mis pronunciation

met vereende krachten ( with combined forces\efforts ) which can be turned in to met verkrachte eenden ( with raped ducks )

ah you need to speak dutch to understand it

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such rapt attention

i havent sene such rapt attention since...nevermind

 

anyway it comes froma dutch mis pronunciation

met vereende krachten ( with combined forces\efforts ) which can be turned in to met verkrachte eenden ( with raped ducks )

ah you need to speak dutch to understand it

 

No, I think I get the gist of it. ;D

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a few of my own

oink floyd a saucerfukk of secrets ( pink floyd a saurcerfull of scerets )

 

and with raped ducks ..a dutch ...mis pronunciation i suppose i wil have to explain if anybody is interested

 

I'm interested! :yes: Please explain.

 

Yeah, me too.

I mean not an explanation for me.

I mean an explanation on the words.

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