ModelV Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Forge me some ebony armor, wrist blade, a giant catapult and go for the eyes!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linsolv Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 Well, first things first, safety. I would put on a very heavy coat because it is winter and it is cold and surviving the dragon is useless if you die of pneumonia. You can always take a coat off when a dragon breathes fire nearby and it's warm, but you can't put it on when you discover it's cold out. Then, I would probably try to get it to chase me. Not sure how yet, but I'd manage. I'd take it to the nearest church (windows are appropriately sized), and try to get it to shove its head through a window. With those horns serving as barbs, it can get in, but it has much more difficulty getting out. Then, I would go to work with the largest knife I have on hand. I don't keep swords or guns nearby, sorry. Maybe a sledgehammer, but I don't know how I would deal with the gross "crunch" sound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korodic Posted February 1, 2012 Author Share Posted February 1, 2012 I would bundle up in my blankie, and watch live footage. Then whip out my wittle booties and some fuzzy clothes woven with the same fabric as a firefighter. Engineer a giant guillotine behind a long window of some kind so when he follows me in the building I{ cut the rope and decapitate him. As long as the head doesn't land on me I think I won! :D but who said there was only one? :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
babis8142 Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 I'll yell "Run you fools!!" and run home. Stay there until dragons are dealt with. I'm not getting kill over this I have things to do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashven Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 I probably wouldn't make it. Fat people don't run very fast, don'tchaknow. On the other hand, I'd also probably save all your lives, because if it tried to eat me, I'm fat enough to get stuck in its throat and choke it to death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesapien Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 How I learned to love dragons, by Dr Strangelove... Go underground with a ratio of 1 to 10 men to women to survive the onslaught happening above ground, then when it's over, repopulate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooker75 Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 (edited) The thing to remember is this: you don't have to outrun the dragon, you just have to outrun the guy next to you. Also applies to bears, zombies and mountain lions. Edited February 1, 2012 by Rooker75 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluechase Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 I would start clicker-training it on the spot. Positive methods only, no punishment, nice roast leg of goat for reward :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Korodic Posted February 1, 2012 Author Share Posted February 1, 2012 I probably wouldn't make it. Fat people don't run very fast, don'tchaknow. On the other hand, I'd also probably save all your lives, because if it tried to eat me, I'm fat enough to get stuck in its throat and choke it to death.someone needs a confidence booster... you're beautiful :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TimF Posted February 1, 2012 Share Posted February 1, 2012 (edited) Probably, I would be drafted for air defense from reserve. Don't expect much of a fight, though. If Alduin sneaks into our reality, he would be very, very sorry. Edited February 1, 2012 by TimF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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