Staind716 Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 I would team up with the dragon to form an elaborate con game by charging people to kill it with a giant arrow catapult and having the dragon catch it mid-air under it's front leg then falling into a lake pretending to be dead. He would then swim underwater to a point where he couldn't be seen exiting and we would meet up at a renezvous point. We would split the treasure and enjoy the sheep sacrifices each in our own unique way. Hmm, might make for a cool movie. And before any PETA nuts start complaining about the sheep abuse just remember it is not a sickness. It is a southern tradition we like to call "stump breaking!" :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a7x5631 Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 Well, it depends on the dragon really. A fire dragon, screw that I'll run. I could probably stand against a frost one though. If it's a Macho dragon...I would probably just explode...then explode again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
azaltan Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 (edited) Depends; regular dragon tactics: certain death unless you are a spellcaster and a very powerful one.. try to run fast. bethesta dragon tactics: hide behind the nearest trash container, spam arrows, win. Edited February 2, 2012 by azaltan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sky999 Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 Well we have jets, tanks, missiles and an all manner of things that go boom, so I think we'd be good! :thumbsup: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaylock Posted February 2, 2012 Share Posted February 2, 2012 Simple; Allow the Scottish weather to ruin it's soul and happiness, rendering it harmless and depressed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krawll Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 I would team up with the dragon to form an elaborate con game by charging people to kill it with a giant arrow catapult and having the dragon catch it mid-air under it's front leg then falling into a lake pretending to be dead. He would then swim underwater to a point where he couldn't be seen exiting and we would meet up at a renezvous point. We would split the treasure and enjoy the sheep sacrifices each in our own unique way. Hmm, might make for a cool movie. And before any PETA nuts start complaining about the sheep abuse just remember it is not a sickness. It is a southern tradition we like to call "stump breaking!" :P I can't beleive i seem to be the only one who saw that movie. No one seems to have noticed that your post is coming right out of the DragonHeart movie . And by the way , a giant arrow catapult is called a Ballista. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jesusismyairbag Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 run like f***/cry under my bed sheets/hide under my house peeking out the basement window. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Staind716 Posted February 3, 2012 Share Posted February 3, 2012 I would team up with the dragon to form an elaborate con game by charging people to kill it with a giant arrow catapult and having the dragon catch it mid-air under it's front leg then falling into a lake pretending to be dead. He would then swim underwater to a point where he couldn't be seen exiting and we would meet up at a renezvous point. We would split the treasure and enjoy the sheep sacrifices each in our own unique way. Hmm, might make for a cool movie. And before any PETA nuts start complaining about the sheep abuse just remember it is not a sickness. It is a southern tradition we like to call "stump breaking!" :P I can't beleive i seem to be the only one who saw that movie. No one seems to have noticed that your post is coming right out of the DragonHeart movie . And by the way , a giant arrow catapult is called a Ballista. :PAt least somebody caught the Dragonheart reference! :thumbsup: Thanks for the reminder of the name for the ballista, I had a brain fart and couldn't remember the name. Actually if I remember correctly, he used more like an oversized crossbow in the movie but it's been a while since I've seen it. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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