Guern Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 the guards get the best lines and they also get more opportunities (they're everywhere). but there are also the unique NPCs. This one's a gem you'll hear when you take Calixto's tour of curiosities in Windhelm: "Ah, now here's an item out of legend. This is Ysgramor's soup spoon. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'This is no spoon, it's a fork. Nobody can eat soup with a fork!' Well, my friend, you did not know Ysgramor!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guern Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 Nazir of the Dark Brotherhood has a ton of good lines. When I came back from one of his assignments and he talked to me, I was confused at first, thinking I was supposed to pick up some quest item. It took me a few moments to get the joke. "No new boots? Does this mean the Argonian is still alive?!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarlCorey Posted March 7, 2012 Share Posted March 7, 2012 My favorite quote: "Stupid dog!" In one playthrough I had someone with a dog get stuck by Whiterun Stables. Every day, she'd wait for me to ride by just so she could criticize the poor dog in my earshot. If I ever start doing mods again, I plan to do an in-game pet supply shop or pet boarding service and I'll name it "Stupid Dog". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EeveeSpawn Posted March 7, 2012 Share Posted March 7, 2012 No one ever expects a fireball from the darkened corner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D4V387 Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Hod in Riverwood once called me a fool! Can't remember the exact dialogue but he called me a fool then gave me a mace? Only a fool would call me a fool and hand me a weapon... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anya29 Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Always makes me laugh after completing the Companions quest line Njada Stonearm always nicely compliments me when meeting me, then when I press E to start a conversation she turns immediately sarcastic and says with a laugh "what could you ever teach me". I have an arrow saved, just for her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomBurglar Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 ''When life hands you lemons....... Go murder a clown''And"Too much magic can be dangerous. M'aiq once had two spells and burned his sweetroll" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueMoth Posted March 10, 2012 Share Posted March 10, 2012 Victory or Sovngarde! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SinderionsBones Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 Yes. An axe. How long have you been in Skyrim...GIve the man my axe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jrew Posted March 11, 2012 Share Posted March 11, 2012 "another wanderer here to lick my fathers boots, good job." Spoiled brat. "Friends like you are hard to find..." then as you leave, "What guidence can you offer me." Njada. Aela- He should not have come without a shield brother... You go on ahead, I'm going to hunt down more..." Seriously LOL. Grelka's comments, Come on buy something, so i can get drunk... something like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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