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The New Commandment


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The New Commandment  

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  1. 1. What should the new 1st Commandment of Nexus be?

    • Have Spam and don't fun!
      6
    • Praise the Pies! (damstachizz's pies)
      5
    • Hail Lisnpuppy, Queen of the Snow Arena!(or suffer disembowelment!)
      4
    • To besmirch wolves is to invite a pox upon your home....
      3


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Okay folks the results are in! In order to prevent some redundancy in the commandments, things have been swaped-changed-removed-added- and generally updated however I saw fit. The New 10 Commandments:

 

1) NEVER mention Cthulhu. To do so is to invoke the Golden Touch of Death from Lord Slythers Golden hand.

2) NEVER demean the The_Terminators fishy-sticks.

3) Fear the grues :ninja:

4)Don't feed Bob( You'll see him eventually, I'm sure)

5)Worship Lisnpuppy, Queen of the Snow Arena and Goddess of the NEXUS(or suffer disembowelment)

6) Have SPAM and don't Fun!

7) Kneel before the awesome might of.....Freddy's Accordian.

8) NEVER attempt to encourage sanity

9)Prais the Pies!!!

and last but not least

10) Embrace the insanity( for you shall see little of anything else here :thumbsup: )

 

By doing this I've managed to put some new and slightly more meaningful stuff in there, and I've gotten rid of one or two that I never really liked much in the first place. Hope you like!

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Yeah....Thats what it says doesn't it? Oh wait....all caps, right...
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Yeah....Thats what it says doesn't it? Oh wait....all caps, right...

 

yeah. you know. like the food...

 

 

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Okay folks the results are in! In order to prevent some redundancy in the commandments, things have been swaped-changed-removed-added- and generally updated however I saw fit. The New 10 Commandments:

 

1) NEVER mention Cthulhu. To do so is to invoke the Golden Touch of Death from Lord Slythers Golden hand.

2) NEVER demean the The_Terminators fishy-sticks.

3) Fear the grues :ninja:

4)Don't feed Bob( You'll see him eventually, I'm sure)

5)Worship Lisnpuppy, Queen of the Snow Arena and Goddess of the NEXUS(or suffer disembowelment)

6) Have SPAM and don't Fun!

7) Kneel before the awesome might of.....Freddy's Accordian.

8) NEVER attempt to encourage sanity

9)Prais the Pies!!!

and last but not least

10) Embrace the insanity( for you shall see little of anything else here :thumbsup: )

 

By doing this I've managed to put some new and slightly more meaningful stuff in there, and I've gotten rid of one or two that I never really liked much in the first place. Hope you like!

 

 

 

YAHOOO!!!!!!!

 

Long live the Commandments!

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