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2012: How the world will really end


Syco21

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  1. 1. Are you ready for this?

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A question as I've seen the world conquest/destroy campaign is focus on northern Europe.

and the other parts of planet what s the plan?

For example Brazil? ( if it's something to send Michel Teló to the moon or Pluto i'll gladly and happily join force with the new world Overlord)

 

and in an unrelated note:

you are thinking of this one:

http://www.primeportal.net/tanks/images/strv_103c.jpg

 

Finally some weapon to fight the imminent Mole People invasion :ninja:

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We could always induce the sun to go nova. That would be fun. :D

Well, I'll glass the middle east, if only because with all that sand and subsequent nuclear winter, it'd make a great ice skating rink. :devil:

 

When we strike at Russia, this should be the most fun. Since they have a nice sized military with some pretty sweet tech.

 

North Korea seems like it would be tough, they have entirely way too many artillery weapons. But they've been playing tough guy for so long with relatively little backlash that I think once the bombs start flying, Boy Kim will just up and surrender. :sad:

 

Otherwise it'll be a game of artillery chess. Might even dust off the old Cold War era artillery shells, the know the kind. :nuke:

 

China will be a massive land invasion. We'll quickly disable as much of their armored divisions as possible, including ships and maybe their air force. Leaving them with only an infantry based military. Then I'll send in the boys and girls and see who has the best fighters. :devil:

 

Of course we'll win, the Chinese will be woefully unprepared for the Swiss supersoldiers, the Swedish kitchen ninjas, the Australian shock troopers and whoever else I am forgetting.

 

When the dust settles. Who knows what'll happen. Maybe after we blend mars, nuke the moon and use the Mass Shadow Generator on Earth, we'll turn the sun into a time bomb and high tail it to the next solar system to start our conquest all over. I'm kind of liking this idea actually. Reducing all of humanity into one giant military with the sole purpose to destroying life everywhere. :devil:

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Earth responds to my prophecy!

 

http://empireofterrorism.org/jack/screenshots/2012-02-13_160427.jpg

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The Earth called out Mel Gibson! **** just got real!

 

There is but only one way to respond; ROBOT NIXON I CHOOSE YOU!

 

http://images.wikia.com/en.futurama/images/9/99/Robot_Nixon_body.png

 

 

Yeah, that's right, Earth. I've got Robot Nixon on my side! Whatcha gonna do about that huh? What!? WHAT?!

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Earth responds to my prophecy!

 

http://empireofterrorism.org/jack/screenshots/2012-02-13_160427.jpg

Click it for the full sized version

 

 

The Earth called out Mel Gibson! **** just got real!

 

There is but only one way to respond; ROBOT NIXON I CHOOSE YOU!

 

http://images.wikia.com/en.futurama/images/9/99/Robot_Nixon_body.png

 

 

Yeah, that's right, Earth. I've got Robot Nixon on my side! Whatcha gonna do about that huh? What!? WHAT?!

 

We will send Robot Nixon to CHINA!!!!! Where he will be copied, and cheap knockoff Nixons will FLOOD the market!

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