2012: How the world will really end

[zegh8578]

You forget one thing Cthulhu, you now there is a reason no one invade Australia and New Zealand, i mean one missing torpedo and The-One-Who-Eternal-lies awakes.

But as he will probably destroy all it's a win-win situation for you....

I'll see your Cthulhu and raise you a Godzilla and giant robotic bald eagle that shoots lasers from it's beak!

 

What do the Norwegians offer to me in exchange for allowing them to take on Sweden?

 

good question...

 

well, we do have delicious trout

Sorry, I don't eat fish. Can you guys fight? Do you have pretty women? Good doctors? I mean, Sweden is offering me their best mead...

 

we have hot chicks i guess :I

and free health-care

we do have a highly celebrated special forces unit, but i doubt these guys count more than 100 men :/

[Syco21]

You could fight me, and lose. Or you can join me and reap the benefits of being a general in the greatest army ever. 8)

[mythicdawnmaster]

I could never betray britain... oh wait... i am the new Darth Traya... OF COURSE I CAN BETRAY BRITAIN! :devil:

[Syco21]

That's the spirit!

[mythicdawnmaster]

Then i will destroy the universe with a giant echo.....

[Balagor]

Don´t forget Denmark. Naughty little country.

We have a well trained army, free health care, hot chicks, is directly connected to Europe,

but most important, back in history we held Sweden and Norway in our once great Kingdom :tongue:

 

And we are meat eaters :biggrin:

[zegh8578]

Don´t forget Denmark. Naughty little country.

We have a well trained army, free health care, hot chicks, is directly connected to Europe,

but most important, back in history we held Sweden and Norway in our once great Kingdom :tongue:

 

And we are meat eaters :biggrin:

 

now that you mention it, sweden holds norwegian territory, because YOU guys gave it to them - because YOU guys went to war with them - and YOU guys lost >:0

 

in fact, WE reconquered all these territories, and what did denmark do!? annulled it!

 

*adds denmark to the list, right underneath sweden*

 

*squints*

[SubjectProphet]

How about this:

 

I'm the Headsman of the lounge, and because this thread is confusing to 98% of us, I either:

 

A) Chop you're head off.

 

B) Attempt (I say AGAIN: Attempt) to figure out what you're going on about.

 

or C) Google everything.

[mythicdawnmaster]

Or you come to the dark side. We have cookies. And little fairy cakes with rainbow sprinkles on top. Rainbow sprinkles of doom.

[Balagor]

Don´t forget Denmark. Naughty little country.

We have a well trained army, free health care, hot chicks, is directly connected to Europe,

but most important, back in history we held Sweden and Norway in our once great Kingdom :tongue:

 

And we are meat eaters :biggrin:

 

now that you mention it, sweden holds norwegian territory, because YOU guys gave it to them - because YOU guys went to war with them - and YOU guys lost >:0

 

in fact, WE reconquered all these territories, and what did denmark do!? annulled it!

 

*adds denmark to the list, right underneath sweden*

 

*squints*

 

It was an ice winter like last year that made it possible for the Swedish to walk over the Belt, then fall in our backs. Combined with a drunken King and demoralized men, yes we lost all.

However we are planning to take it back. The Öresund Bridge is just a strategic move. Be warned. We are comming, sooner or later :tongue: